thora

I will be celebrating my 41st "bird day" a couple days early at Bondage A-Go-Go tonight. Stop by if you're in SF; I'm all shiny in black and red pvc ! My friend and I will be stopping by one of the North Beach strip clubs en route for a drink and a lap dance.
What do I want, you ask? Not that you *have* asked, but...if you'd purchase a copy of my book or CD, or donate to Give Me Shelter Cat Rescue where I volunteer, I'd be pleased as a goth pig in black mud. Reply here or message my shiny azz for details.
While you're here check out my newly inked pits! No, it didn't hurt that much...it didn't tickle, mind you, but it wasn't as unbearable as, say, my back, and Amy let me meow as loudly as I fancied.

Ooh, interestingly, airport security thought I was Liv Tyler. Don't know if I do look all that Livlike, but it was a much more flattering reason to be pulled aside. Usually they assume I'm hiding a bomb in my vajayjay. Yes, I was REALLY tired and it probably shows but it was after the funeral and the overnight delay was a nightmare. You're never bored at an airport with a chemical imbalance and Mac Photobooth, though.































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- Thora Zine