thora

First, NO OFFENSE to any physicians reading this! Please don't sue me.

I have invented a new pathology called Doctor's Ego. Before I announce my creation to the world I will release its pharmaceutical antidote. This drug, which is still awaiting FDA approval, is in every way similar to the common enema, but with a designer bag that is 10X more expensive than the ubiquitous drugstore brand's.
Doctor's Ego is found mostly in male physicians and is characterized by insecurity, defensiveness, refusal to answer questions and messianic grandiosity.
The Doctor's Ego remedy is currently undergoing testing on donkeys and will soon be ready for testing on doctors.
Side effects may include immediate relief from bowel obstruction, a sunny disposition, and increased cognitive acuity with aptitude for lateral thinking.
Benefits may include immediate relief from bowel obstruction, a sunny disposition, and increased cognitive acuity with aptitude for lateral thinking.
To avoid these symptoms, the patient should continue to interact with his colleagues.
It is my hope that select health care providers across the nation will accept the gift of a limited edition Louis Vuitton enema bag, and that the anticipation of this exciting new product will incite these providers to prescribe it to any colleague suffering from this complex yet commonly-occuring psychiatric disorder.
Sincerely,
Thora Zine Suicide, ColonixMD labs