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thora

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Sunday Jul 01, 2007

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First, NO OFFENSE to any physicians reading this! Please don't sue me.

I have invented a new pathology called Doctor's Ego. Before I announce my creation to the world I will release its pharmaceutical antidote. This drug, which is still awaiting FDA approval, is in every way similar to the common enema, but with a designer bag that is 10X more expensive than the ubiquitous drugstore brand's.
Doctor's Ego is found mostly in male physicians and is characterized by insecurity, defensiveness, refusal to answer questions and messianic grandiosity.
The Doctor's Ego remedy is currently undergoing testing on donkeys and will soon be ready for testing on doctors.
Side effects may include immediate relief from bowel obstruction, a sunny disposition, and increased cognitive acuity with aptitude for lateral thinking.
Benefits may include immediate relief from bowel obstruction, a sunny disposition, and increased cognitive acuity with aptitude for lateral thinking.
To avoid these symptoms, the patient should continue to interact with his colleagues.
It is my hope that select health care providers across the nation will accept the gift of a limited edition Louis Vuitton enema bag, and that the anticipation of this exciting new product will incite these providers to prescribe it to any colleague suffering from this complex yet commonly-occuring psychiatric disorder.
Sincerely,
Thora Zine Suicide, ColonixMD labs
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pandorashope:
No I haven't read that particular book but I'll certainly check it out and as far as examples go, well between myself and my family (lots of physical and psych issues biggrin ) you could probably write another book just on those alone but give me a few days and I'll message you some I think you'll find interesting if not amusing--And your right on the money--doctors hate it when you speak their dialect (yes that Latin one) and I have witnessed and experienced myself the obscene lengths they will go to,to patronize and demoralize a patient because really when you strip them of their white coats (like kids and their blankets), and what they believe is knowledge only they should own, they are rather sad creatures and having known REAL doctors (a sadly dying breed) I can only assume things are going only to get mighty worse until as a society we stop believing that we cannot question the veracity of what these particular doctors are spewing--But still your solution is a mighty fine one and I know where we can start--But I warn you we will need a plethora of gloves wink

Lexi
Jul 4, 2007
plathkisses:
I worked as a psychiatric counselor. I basically ran groups and implemented the schedules for the day. I worked on the mood disorder unit, which I liked--quiet depressed people that needed to talk. The acute psychotic unit was too crazy for me. Lots of codes. Lots of restraining. Of course, I was the craziest one of the bunch, which is why psych draws such interesting people into the profession. My family and I have an agreement. No inpatient for me. Just watch me and feed me my meds smile
Jul 5, 2007

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