LA Shakedown blew for the following reasons:
1. Germ™ and I drove 5 hours to find out the venue had changed from across the street from the hotel to an, at that time, undisclosed location.
2. Germ™ and I ended up in the two-hour minimum line waiting for our wrist-bands. The wait took so long, we missed the Weeklings (they were at a separate venue).
3. The beer was anywhere from $4 to $5 for a *can*.
4. The bouncers took my chewing gum and pens.
5. There were no ins-and-outs Saturday night after the LAFD and LAPD said the club did not have adequate space available for all the people inside AND that a fire exit was blocked.
6. The shower in my room broke, so I had to take one of those hooker showers with a wash cloth and the rusty water that came out of the tub...
7. Worst of all: The DWARVES didn't play.
The upside of it?
Endless hours of guy shit talking with Germ™ in the car.
Getting drunk, eating a candy bar and having to puke it up to fall asleep.
The weird but damn good lemon chicken in the chinese joint called Wocano...surprisngly, my ass did NOT become one after eating there.
Even better, I finally got an apartment. I'll be moving in in a few weeks. I can't wait. It's a killer one bedroom with an amazing view, lots of space, and it's not with my family!
1. Germ™ and I drove 5 hours to find out the venue had changed from across the street from the hotel to an, at that time, undisclosed location.
2. Germ™ and I ended up in the two-hour minimum line waiting for our wrist-bands. The wait took so long, we missed the Weeklings (they were at a separate venue).
3. The beer was anywhere from $4 to $5 for a *can*.
4. The bouncers took my chewing gum and pens.
5. There were no ins-and-outs Saturday night after the LAFD and LAPD said the club did not have adequate space available for all the people inside AND that a fire exit was blocked.
6. The shower in my room broke, so I had to take one of those hooker showers with a wash cloth and the rusty water that came out of the tub...
7. Worst of all: The DWARVES didn't play.
The upside of it?
Endless hours of guy shit talking with Germ™ in the car.
Getting drunk, eating a candy bar and having to puke it up to fall asleep.
The weird but damn good lemon chicken in the chinese joint called Wocano...surprisngly, my ass did NOT become one after eating there.
Even better, I finally got an apartment. I'll be moving in in a few weeks. I can't wait. It's a killer one bedroom with an amazing view, lots of space, and it's not with my family!
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i thought it said they took my gum and penis. ahahahah you know whats on my mind. bow chicka bow wow.
imma have to tell germ that he adn i had sex.. and he just doesnt remember.
i've been on a mad hunt....and i've found NOTHING. so far.
help me :/