I got drunk and scammed on a cake shaped like a chick's rack at this dude's 40th.
The nipple was the best part.
The card was a cutout of some chick with mastadonic hooters, there was even a Hustler next to the cake. i wanted to take it into the bathroom and wax off, but the line was a little anti.
For all 3 people that read this shit, what's the worst thing you've done at someone birthday party?
The nipple was the best part.
The card was a cutout of some chick with mastadonic hooters, there was even a Hustler next to the cake. i wanted to take it into the bathroom and wax off, but the line was a little anti.
For all 3 people that read this shit, what's the worst thing you've done at someone birthday party?
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i will be
a big
raging
lesbian.
i
give
up
on
boys.
will you update your damn journal?