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Today on the bus I heard a conversation between a pretty much normal bro dude and a long haired drugged out pseudo philosopher Timothy Leary Santa Cruz student. Here she goes:

Timothy Leary: ...so I have this theory, it's like, visual linguistics. Sick, dude.

Bro: Huh?

Timothy: Yeah, cuz like when you communicate you're really just narrowing down the possibilities, and it's like really structured and shit.

I stared at the long blonde hair and pot induced acne for a few seconds and then tried to tune him out at this point. Then I heard them talking about the Bible.

Timothy Leary: Jesus was just, like, so poetic, you know? Like check this shit out, he's totally talking about mushrooms (reads passage from gospels where jesus says his flesh and blood is like manna from heaven)

Bro: Um, he's referring to a story in the Old Testament where God gives the Hebrews manna.

Timothy: Yeah, but like mushroom spores can like travel through space, like they don't need oxygen. I think he's talking about mushrooms coming from space. (I SHIT YOU NOT. THAT IS WHAT HE SAID)

Bro: I think manna's just bread.

Timothy: (crazy hippy mushroom talk)