thistle

Do antacids/enzymes help yours? They don't do shit for me. I've taken to munching extra vitamins, taking random drugs that might help, and a combination of prayer and voodoo.

Yay for health insurance, except mine is Kaiser, so my schedule has been thus:
Step 1: E-mail doctor.
Step 2: Wait three months.
Step 3: Receive a response and an appointment six weeks away.
Step 4: Meet with doctor, receive appointment three weeks away to take a test.
Step 5: Take test.
Step 6: Wait a week for results, then get a curt voicemail response, "Testsareclear," followed by a rapid-fire receiver slam.
Step 7: See step 1.
Repeat process as necessary.

good news!