Dentists are fucking AWESOME.
The first dentist gave me a scrip for Valium because I said I was a little nervous about my root canal.
The second dentist, who actually did the root canal, gave me a scrip for TWENTY Vicodins just in case it hurts tomorrow. Also, he said I was a great patient, because I was totally calm and happy throughout the unexpectedly long procedure. Perhaps he was not aware that I was so calm because of the Valium his colleague gave me. This was the first time I took Valium, and I am a convert. Normally I do not enjoy relaxation but clearly I have been doing it wrong.
Lastly, and perhaps most awesomely, in 15 days I will have a sick gold crown. GOLD UP IN MA MOUF BITCHES. I have wanted a gold tooth since I was like 16 but am not about to go waste money on some stupid fronts that won't even fit my wonk teeth. Now I will have a legit one!
Not as awesome: gigantically expensive even though I have dental insurance. Oh well, thank god for credit cards. Maybe I just don't care right now because of sweet, sweet diazepam.
Oh, also, comment on my goddamn set. It is good and you love it.
The first dentist gave me a scrip for Valium because I said I was a little nervous about my root canal.
The second dentist, who actually did the root canal, gave me a scrip for TWENTY Vicodins just in case it hurts tomorrow. Also, he said I was a great patient, because I was totally calm and happy throughout the unexpectedly long procedure. Perhaps he was not aware that I was so calm because of the Valium his colleague gave me. This was the first time I took Valium, and I am a convert. Normally I do not enjoy relaxation but clearly I have been doing it wrong.
Lastly, and perhaps most awesomely, in 15 days I will have a sick gold crown. GOLD UP IN MA MOUF BITCHES. I have wanted a gold tooth since I was like 16 but am not about to go waste money on some stupid fronts that won't even fit my wonk teeth. Now I will have a legit one!
Not as awesome: gigantically expensive even though I have dental insurance. Oh well, thank god for credit cards. Maybe I just don't care right now because of sweet, sweet diazepam.
Oh, also, comment on my goddamn set. It is good and you love it.
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melladoree:
drugs are good! I had a biopsy, went home and started bleeding like crazy and took a Xanax - by the time I arrived back at the doctors office with internal bleed I was totally screaming my head off but when they relieved the pressure I just laughed my head off and they were so glad I was in good spirits.
jane_m:
well of course.