Oh hello, Katy Perry.
Did you know that I think you're a tool? Hey, thanks for using fake, Girls Gone Wild-style bisexuality to gain fame and fortune. Thanks for reinforcing the frustrating and stupid stereotype that bisexual women are only doing it for attention, or as a phase, or to turn on men. Thanks! It's pretty awesome when people assume you aren't really attracted to women even though you have known you were bisexual since you were 12.
In conclusion, please go away. Take Tila Tequila with you, and Joe Francis, and have a stupid fake orgy in Hell.
Did you know that I think you're a tool? Hey, thanks for using fake, Girls Gone Wild-style bisexuality to gain fame and fortune. Thanks for reinforcing the frustrating and stupid stereotype that bisexual women are only doing it for attention, or as a phase, or to turn on men. Thanks! It's pretty awesome when people assume you aren't really attracted to women even though you have known you were bisexual since you were 12.
In conclusion, please go away. Take Tila Tequila with you, and Joe Francis, and have a stupid fake orgy in Hell.
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Where are you thinking about grad school?
How did you get a job editing?
Answers:
University of Virginia
University of Oregon
University of Washington
Columbia University (probably not going to apply here anymore...sigh)
UC Berkeley
Rice University
Rutgers University
University of Michigan
again. Subject to change. Probably even later tonight when I actually get to work on this shit (w00t Saturday night.)
I found the job listing on Craigslist, but I sealed the deal because I was Chief Copy Editor for my college paper (and general awesomeness) Working for the paper gave me so much professional experience, even though overall I wouldn't call the paper professional. My job can be pretty tedious at times, but I'm so blessed that the company I work for has no The Office-esque drama.
I had to Google Kate Perry, but by your description I was pretty sure who it was. Arg. I should send you a poem I wrote about these kinds of women. I call them opportunists.
Edit: Holy hell! Longest comment ever!
Anyway, I want to go straight into my PhD for Literature, but I don't know if I'm qualified. I haven't published any academic work or anything, and I don't have a huge portfolio of research. Now, especially considering the GRE score, I might tack on a few masters programs just to be safe. I like writing creatively a lot, but I don't see myself as a good MFA candidate, and I don't want to be a career writer. I like the scholarly aspect of academics, and I really want to teach. I still write in my spare time though (which is none
I'm so lucky I fell into the copy editing gig at my university. Without it I would have had much more trouble landing that job (my employers told me so). I can't think of anything offhand, but I would recommend trying to get some sort of intern work at a local weekly paper. It might not pay (my work at the paper did, but it worked out to slave wages considering how many hours I pulled), but the experience could be pay enough.