thisplaceisdeath

I usually hate when I can't sleep but I'm just laughing too damn hard!

I'm so freakin' horny.

I tried to rub one out and then decided that I was gonna give Danny head but he kept pulling the blankets back over him and hitting me in the head while doing so.

I woke him up 'cause I was laughing so hard.

*sigh*

Thank God for porn. Oh Heather Brooke, how I love thee.

I keep hearing thuds coming from upstairs where Jamie-Lynn is sleeping...

She almost killed me today. She took a TURN at like 50mph. All I saw was my fucking dashboard. "WHAT THE FUCK?! BREAK!!!"

I always say I'm NEVER letting her drive again.

She hit a PARKED truck AGAIN the other day. That's twice in one week. *sigh*