Our little friend reggie. We hadn't seen him in a couple of days and everyone at the house was getting a little worried.
We all know that since reggie was little he was gunna grow up and be a thug. AFI (pronounced affee) always took reggie out with him and as reggie got bigger he started going out by himself and didn't need afi's back up anymore. He wouldn't come and cuddle with anyone anymore and he was becomming more and more distant, like he didn't need us. Only for water, food, and shelter. Mike and myself started despising him. Were the only two out of the group who do. Bob and joe never come over to the house cause they werk to much, but mike and i don't like reggie no more. He just uses us for little selfish purrs and gratification. No more song and dance like the old kitten days.
Anyways, we all haven't seen reggie in long while but last night he came home. When Jeni got home from work reggie was on the front porch all hunched over and fucked up. She opened the door and he went strait for food and water. He had acquired the most gangster limp i had very seen on a cat before. He was dipping while he was walking, with his head down. He looked up to acknowledge everyone in the room and we all saw it, HIS EYE!!! This little nigga's eye was swollen shut. Somewhere and somehow in the three days we hadn't seen him, he got scrapped up and came down with a limp. Everyone felt sorry for him and to tell you the truth, i did too. I believe Mike was a little touched as well.
In conclusion, Reggie's hardcore gang banging days are quickly coming to an end and i believe he will be joining a christian missionary to start the reformation of his life.
matt e
We all know that since reggie was little he was gunna grow up and be a thug. AFI (pronounced affee) always took reggie out with him and as reggie got bigger he started going out by himself and didn't need afi's back up anymore. He wouldn't come and cuddle with anyone anymore and he was becomming more and more distant, like he didn't need us. Only for water, food, and shelter. Mike and myself started despising him. Were the only two out of the group who do. Bob and joe never come over to the house cause they werk to much, but mike and i don't like reggie no more. He just uses us for little selfish purrs and gratification. No more song and dance like the old kitten days.
Anyways, we all haven't seen reggie in long while but last night he came home. When Jeni got home from work reggie was on the front porch all hunched over and fucked up. She opened the door and he went strait for food and water. He had acquired the most gangster limp i had very seen on a cat before. He was dipping while he was walking, with his head down. He looked up to acknowledge everyone in the room and we all saw it, HIS EYE!!! This little nigga's eye was swollen shut. Somewhere and somehow in the three days we hadn't seen him, he got scrapped up and came down with a limp. Everyone felt sorry for him and to tell you the truth, i did too. I believe Mike was a little touched as well.
In conclusion, Reggie's hardcore gang banging days are quickly coming to an end and i believe he will be joining a christian missionary to start the reformation of his life.
matt e
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kwizzle:
Poor kitty! 
Pet him with many pettings. And help him find a better life, off the streets. Maybe working at Burger King.
Pet him with many pettings. And help him find a better life, off the streets. Maybe working at Burger King.
peetymcgee:
It's like the cat is hitting on everyone by winking 