thislovemachine

So this weekend is prank weekend and it's TLM vs. I Am Ghost. To let you all know, we are whooping ass. IAG would love to think that this is a friendly game and it would be cute to lock us the studio and shut off the power while we play...ohhh. They put carpet cleaner on out windows and vasoline under our door handles. They also managed to stuff every piece of furniture in the house in a hallway. We revolted. We stole Steve's (the singer) hat, poured bbq sauce on it, and left it in the freezer. We then open a can of sardines and mixed the oil in with his clothes. We soran wrapped or however the hell u spell it his toilet seat. The bass player left his window down while practicing last night. Joe from TLM proceeded to dump a couple pounds of flour in his car along with some vinegar and mustard. The killer was last night while they were recording. We took all of Steve's figurines in his living room and hid them in the attic. We hid the cable box. We hid all of their blankets to sleep on at night. We then proceeded to take all of the light bulbs out of the house including the frig light.

Although that's alot, they're lame. I want some irreversable pranks but MTV doesn't pay us to chop hummers in half. I want to to see them cry and get really mad. The rest of the pranks will be posted on Monday or tuesday. IAG has absolutely no idea how serious we take this. It is out life. We must make Steve and I Am Ghost as miserable as possible. Seacrest out.

Matt

p.s.-any good pranks please tell us...thanks