I woke up really early today and kind of freaked out. I had another zombie dream. A long complicated one this time. It sucked because the zombies were semi-coherent and could talk, just not be reasoned with... The two that got me did so just as I punched them in the faces. They grabbed my hands and I felt them bite into my fists. Then...
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It's RAINING!!
I'm gonna go run around outside and do my happy dance!
I'm gonna go run around outside and do my happy dance!
rocketeam:
"the airplane restroom" did happen, it was awkward and exciting and bizzare and well, you can imagine.
I'm making cheese steak sammiches for dinner! Who wants one?
1kiss_of_life:
MEEEEEEEEEE!
Yeah, I do that too, but not about Jesus stuff so much. When I hear, "My dog is SO stupid because he ... ", I usually tell them what typically elicits the behaviour. Many times it's positive reinforcement of negative behaviours. Then I try (in jest of course) to say something about being smarter than the dog.
*sigh* oh, those poor not-rights.
You left the room at "My dog," didn't you?
p.s. I ate five pumpkins last night. FIVE!
Yeah, I do that too, but not about Jesus stuff so much. When I hear, "My dog is SO stupid because he ... ", I usually tell them what typically elicits the behaviour. Many times it's positive reinforcement of negative behaviours. Then I try (in jest of course) to say something about being smarter than the dog.
p.s. I ate five pumpkins last night. FIVE!
1kiss_of_life:
OH. And after you finished your speech
on Jesus the Bunny, I would have said, "OK Moses,
but the joke was really about how people act on their beliefs. I'm not going, Dad, no, they're still wearing crosses - they totally missed the point. When they start wearing fishes, I might go back again ... no, I'm not going ... OK, I'll tell you what - I'll go back as a bunny ... "
*walks away mumbling* oh that poor not-right.*
And seriously, we both KNOW goldfish are the key to love and happiness. It's all about the fishes.
Love & goldfish,
Delirium
*walks away mumbling* oh that poor not-right.*
And seriously, we both KNOW goldfish are the key to love and happiness. It's all about the fishes.
Love & goldfish,
Delirium
Happy Halloween everybody!!!
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1kiss_of_life:
I couldn't find Reese's Pumpkins and I was sad.
But this very second Lindsay is on the phone and she found 'em.
ON SALE, EVEN!!
She's buyin' me some.
I can't wait. Yum!
ON SALE, EVEN!!
I can't wait. Yum!
rocketeam:
The marionette, well it was luck or something else, I was walking in the smallest of town in southern california, when I walked into a marionette shop that was closing, they were almost giving their marionettes away, and I saw him there, hanging on a corner with his cannonball and I just had to get him.
The next day, the shop was empty and seemed like nobody had been in there for years.
I did see both of the movies, but I still like Terry Gilliams version the best.
The next day, the shop was empty and seemed like nobody had been in there for years.
I did see both of the movies, but I still like Terry Gilliams version the best.
I really want a drink right now. My (step) Grandma is in the hospital with heart failure, and I can't handle it. Grandpa was in just a week ago and I'm, still freaking over THAT. I'm not doing well and want to drown it with Whiskey...
So I'm drinking blackberry tea instead... It's not the same.
So I'm drinking blackberry tea instead... It's not the same.
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hopey:
Glad your family is doing better.
I would imagine that that saber id the same color as all of them............flesh.
I would imagine that that saber id the same color as all of them............flesh.
perilsensitive:
Hope all is well.
I am now officially deaf.
Green Day kicked so much ass I now have a fleshy concavity under the small of my back, as I'm completely assless. They did the entire American Idiot album in order, then came back for a whole 'nother concert's worth of songs. Including some Ramones and Clash covers... Such amazing energy! They played for at least 3 hours... So long...
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Green Day kicked so much ass I now have a fleshy concavity under the small of my back, as I'm completely assless. They did the entire American Idiot album in order, then came back for a whole 'nother concert's worth of songs. Including some Ramones and Clash covers... Such amazing energy! They played for at least 3 hours... So long...
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1kiss_of_life:
Well officially, you are a very smart boy.
I thought the best line was Maybeeee if dad was drunk, he'd like his chair. That was an endzone dance comment.
The only reason Jerry got into it at all is that I was giving mom a hard time. He won't have it. He wasn't around all the years to see how mom acted and still acts towards me and dad. He moved to Tx when I was 9 or so. I've just in the last 5 yrs really started standing up for myself to her or at least commenting on what she says to me. I try to remember that mom is old and I'll miss her when she's gone ... but shit!! She didn't need to pick out my daddy's recliner. DOH.
Yes i am a daddy's girl.
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I thought the best line was Maybeeee if dad was drunk, he'd like his chair. That was an endzone dance comment.
The only reason Jerry got into it at all is that I was giving mom a hard time. He won't have it. He wasn't around all the years to see how mom acted and still acts towards me and dad. He moved to Tx when I was 9 or so. I've just in the last 5 yrs really started standing up for myself to her or at least commenting on what she says to me. I try to remember that mom is old and I'll miss her when she's gone ... but shit!! She didn't need to pick out my daddy's recliner. DOH.
Yes i am a daddy's girl.
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1kiss_of_life:
I think her reasoning was it was getting old and dirty. It wasn't either of those actually. She is a clean freak though. If my brother hadn't been there, I'd have asked more questions. I still have to be careful, I think Dad gets in trouble after I leave, when I've taken up for him.
I think it all started going downhill right after my birth and dad filled out the birth cert. I had no idea he named me until I was 8ish. At 8ish I said I was tired of J and wanted to be named Sydney. Mom said, "Well, your name should be Glenna JoAnne, but your father filled out the cert, then he called everyone and told them J was born." I said to dad, "
Thank u, thank u, thank u. Whew." I didn't do it to upset her, I did it because Glenna JoAnne was icky. And mom got pissed all over again. (dad and I giggled ... later ... quietly) 
I think it all started going downhill right after my birth and dad filled out the birth cert. I had no idea he named me until I was 8ish. At 8ish I said I was tired of J and wanted to be named Sydney. Mom said, "Well, your name should be Glenna JoAnne, but your father filled out the cert, then he called everyone and told them J was born." I said to dad, "
To the owners of the dance studio on San Pablo Ave in Albany:
Please shutter the windows and door of your studio when teaching that belly dancing class. All those sexy young women in skimpy dance clothes in a line doing those hot hip-thrust things almost made me crash in to the car in front of me. Good god man, that's just a danger to...
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Please shutter the windows and door of your studio when teaching that belly dancing class. All those sexy young women in skimpy dance clothes in a line doing those hot hip-thrust things almost made me crash in to the car in front of me. Good god man, that's just a danger to...
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1kiss_of_life:
BWHAHAHAHA. I thought you were going to complain about cooking smells again. BWAHAHAHA. Uh ... I mean ...
You are such a
Yeah, the complex and the self-esteem issues are tough, Ross. I blame mommie dearest. It makes me feel a little better.
Yeah, the complex and the self-esteem issues are tough, Ross. I blame mommie dearest. It makes me feel a little better.
Fuck the Astros... and fuck the Yankees, just for good measure.
At least I still have hockey to look forward to. It doesn't help that my team (LA Kings) suck ass... But at least there's a season to be disappointed BY this year.
At least I still have hockey to look forward to. It doesn't help that my team (LA Kings) suck ass... But at least there's a season to be disappointed BY this year.
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1kiss_of_life:
Actually, I explained to my friend how he wouldn't have been worth it. When won, there's nothing really won. I never played that game anyway.
jj_r0x0rz:
haha yea... i want the soundtrack >_< i don't have the crybaby soundtrack yet!
and yay for hockey...no worries...the kings will win some games this year.....some games..
and yay for hockey...no worries...the kings will win some games this year.....some games..
I'm going to have sex on Sunday, and there's nothing you can do about it!
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1kiss_of_life:
It's almost Sunday.
I hope you are prepared!
Seriously, have fun and don't put her eyes out or nuthin'.
I hope you are prepared!
Seriously, have fun and don't put her eyes out or nuthin'.
demonbuttercup:
yay for you! sex is nice.
It's RAINING!!!
I'm gonna go do a happy dance ouside. Rain makes my crappy dead-grass brown hills around my house GREEN again!
I'm gonna go do a happy dance ouside. Rain makes my crappy dead-grass brown hills around my house GREEN again!
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1kiss_of_life:
*ahem* "In the morning"
... why did you want me to call you that? Is this like role playing? Cause it's no fun really. I HATE morning.
... why did you want me to call you that? Is this like role playing? Cause it's no fun really. I HATE morning.
1kiss_of_life:
A plug for a bunghole?
I LOVE it. Spigot
Spig.
Oh Spiggy.
. and it's engraved on your ball ... *sniffle*
I wanna go bowling.
I LOVE it. Spigot
I wanna go bowling.
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I was drinking knob creek hahaha