thisiswhoweare

A guy at work today was complaining about the warranty on a set of compressor tools. One brand's had a lifetime warranty, the one he wanted, (the cheaper one) had a three year. He wanted me to give him the cheaper one, and insisted he get a lifetime warranty for it. (A manufacturer's offer, nothing I had any control over) So I told him "Well, you know, if you only live for the next three years, that IS a lifetime warranty!"

He didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did...