thisiswhoweare

Boss? Good deal! Maybe you'll have as much fun at work as my boss does.
Today, my boss stepped out of his office while I was wrapping a tape measurer around my chest to find my accurate bra size. To make it even worse ... it was his tape measurer. He just turned around and went back into his office, while saying, "I've been scarred for life." When I took the tape measurer back to him, he told me I could keep it. I asked, "Don't you have anything to measure?" He said he didn't. I said I figured as much.
I should really start using my quiet voice.

Bite? No ... I don't think so ... maybe ... perhaps.
Meh ... likely, but not certain.