thisiswhoweare

awesome!

What? No talk of exposing yourself? ... Of groping?

I totally know what you mean about the doll-hair.
I used to dye my hair green a few years ago, and I had to bleach it first each time. One day my mom wanted me to get rid of the green. I had just bleached it earlier that week, but she made me bleach it anyways. I ended up bleaching it twice in one week, and after I got out of the shower, my hair just broke in half. I had huge clumps coming off, without brushing it or anything.
Needless to say I'm being super-cautious this time!


Cute kitties! Frida is almost the exact same color as my cat Pandora. (except Pandora has no tail, so they don't totally match)

hmmm that sound tastey i just made lots of pasta...to eat it alone wah wah wah

Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

I hope you are all better now.

happy new year!

Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley! I love chimbleys.

I'm glad you don't yell. My ex liked chaos too. He'd yell, I'd cry. Then he'd yell, "Stop crying! We can't talk when you cry!" Uh, no, we couldn't talk when he yelled. It took me a year or five to figure that one out. "I AM the supreme being, I'm not entirely dim."

Yeah, I know we're just joking about stuff. Just wanted to make sure we were on the same page.

A stroke? Do you have a headache?
Maybe it's a tumor!

Calculus. Calculus doesn't make me hot in the pants.

Very clever? Looked it up? Ok, so I googled. But I suggested 'horseback' since ... well, of course, since I have a horse and one you can borrow. And, I know. No flagrant acts of piracy. No pirate flagrancy. That movie could have been sooo much better.

I know he's a hero of yours. You know I was just buggin', right?

I exasperate and I don't intend to. I make it worse trying to explain what I meant, but I don't explain it well. Then I worry if or when people get exasperated. GAH! I know! How freaking exasperating!

Remember the castle in Peoria? (I know ... castle ... exasperating) I'm going to see it for real next week. I'm not sure why it makes me happy, but it does. I know there's nothing there (phantom), but it's just that it's real. Really real. I hope I can see it from the street/road. I'm not sure though. It's a residence, so I can't just ... drive up to it. There's another castle in or around Peoria. Maybe it's just in IL somewhere. Someone mentioned it once, showed me a picture. It was ... like a library or some public place. I just can't remember. I'd ask the person who mentioned it, except I don't remember enough about where it was or what it was being used as, to ask the question ... clearly. We only communicate via email and I don't think I could type the words well enough to explain what I mean. Also, what if it wasn't even in the US and I just dreamt it or something? UGH! By asking, I would become, yet again, exasperating. eeeee! See, I won't even try to ask him since I already know I'll be exasperating. I sense a pattern.

Ok, Del is taking over ...
Bedbugs. Goodnight.

Pirate Pride!!!

>_<

mmmmm sourdough

I love beating the system like that too. Especially when it saves you time and lets you watch your favorite show!

I've been shot. I was not wearing my protective eyewear.

How did I miss the importance of glasses over contacts? I am both speechless and blind.

Hey, thanks for the well wishes! I'm not sure who I pissed off to get this terrible affliction...

awww zombie dreams boooo!!!

I was drinking knob creek hahaha

They were semi-coherent and could talk, just not be reasoned with? Dude, I deal with people like that everyday. Maybe I should just punch them. I mean ... I tried dating them once. *shudder*

"the airplane restroom" did happen, it was awkward and exciting and bizzare and well, you can imagine.