I added some new pics, not that anyone will see them, except maybe you librarian, my one and only friend. They are pretty cheesy but at least they are recent. I was trying to be sexy. I need someone to take pictures of me. I hate living alone. God I have to go to sleep, its officially 3:54 a.m. and counting, and I have to work tomorrow morning. Hope all is well with everyone who reads this, b/c my day was fucking shit. God damn long distance relationships. My heart is in Philadelphia. Late.
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librarian:
I have a girlfriend who never bathes because she thinks it disturbs her pheromones. She actually stinks. I remember once we both spent a night up with food poisoning and she still didn't bathe--just went out to breakfast with some guy. She gets more action than anyone I know. And dogs love her. 
librarian:
Well, I haven't worn deodorant for many years, but that doesn't mean I stink. I bathe a lot, and I live really clean so I don't have anything to sweat out. I think caffeine makes people stink for sure. And deodorant. I think people's bodies fight it. Better to just be clean than to be dirty and try to cover it up with "spring rain" or "sporty ice" or whatever those stupid flavors are.