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Blah blah blah,

When you read this, insert a sarcastic tone. I'm just pokin' fun, lads n lasses

Hey, religious people. I know you love Jesus (or deity of your choice), and I'm happy for you. I don't. Now shut your fucking mouths.

Oh, and I went to my dermatologist yesterday (yes, I have a dermotologist. I have (had, I guess) really bad acne, and perscription stuff to rid myself of it), and cut his weird black thing off my gut, and now I have a stomach wound. I was seen by two of the nurses, and they were both very attractive young women, and I had to hold my underwear down so they could get at it. Suffice it to say, it's a bit embarassing to have attractive women stare at your growth and pubic hair. Guh. Yeah, and no one knows what it was! My doctor (in whom I have great faith) looked at it and said "Huh..." THAT calmed me down alot! . It's being biopsied now; I'm not worried. It was probably an ingrown hair. Hey nature, thanks for a sucepibility to ingrown hairs, and all this body hair. Appreciate it.

Sleepy boys

The bright green blanket is their blanket. I got sick of them peeing on all my stuff. Now they find me and climb onto my hand to pee. Fun.

Well anyway, burn bright,

J.R.


P.S. "Anyways" is not a word. There is no "s". The word is "anyway." You're forgiven.

P.P.S.
"Jesus loves you,
But I think you're an asshole."

Knowledge
Inkwity
S/T

P.P.P.S.
"I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher..."

Van Halen
Hot For Teacher
1984