Nevermind, that was easy as hell. 
Edit to add: I'm a terrible friend, and the guy at my comic shop is awesome. My sister's boyfriend always calls me stupid nicknames, and I call him Lij (Elijah), and yesterday he ate like, an entire Thanksgiving dinner by himself and so he's going to get fat and so I decided to call him Flij, as a contraction. He hates it. Anyway, he's in Wyoming, and for some reason it came up at the comic shop and I told one of the guys that works there t call him Flij the next time he sees him. Apparently he came back from Wyoming today and went in there.
"Hey, did Eponine and Thisbe come in today?"
"I dunno... Flij."
Wonderful.
Edit to add: I'm a terrible friend, and the guy at my comic shop is awesome. My sister's boyfriend always calls me stupid nicknames, and I call him Lij (Elijah), and yesterday he ate like, an entire Thanksgiving dinner by himself and so he's going to get fat and so I decided to call him Flij, as a contraction. He hates it. Anyway, he's in Wyoming, and for some reason it came up at the comic shop and I told one of the guys that works there t call him Flij the next time he sees him. Apparently he came back from Wyoming today and went in there.
"Hey, did Eponine and Thisbe come in today?"
"I dunno... Flij."
Wonderful.
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past that...i'm going to go with an old standby: small pox. but i'm doing it because the rocketing proteins are fabulous.