It's really funny to hear people in the other room commenting on the porn they're watching.
"That looks really uncomfortable..."
"What is she reaching for?"
"Look at her shoes, she's going to stab someone!"
"That guy keeps wiggling his head, haha!"
"Ew!"
"Her junk is not attractive... he looks kind of creeped out."
"I hate it when the guys wear watches."
"She looks so afraid!"
"...I don't understand...does that guy have a mullet!?"
"This really isn't good porn."
"She almost has a mullet too!"
"Sorry I sent my sister away so you can't hit on her."
"Her lipstick is holding up really well. That's like two penises. Is that pro longwear?"
"Hey, she has a watch on! A gold one... with silver shoes? That clashes."
"Oh my god, my parents had that quilt!"
Brought to you by Jared, formerly of Sobo.
"That looks really uncomfortable..."
"What is she reaching for?"
"Look at her shoes, she's going to stab someone!"
"That guy keeps wiggling his head, haha!"
"Ew!"
"Her junk is not attractive... he looks kind of creeped out."
"I hate it when the guys wear watches."
"She looks so afraid!"
"...I don't understand...does that guy have a mullet!?"
"This really isn't good porn."
"She almost has a mullet too!"
"Sorry I sent my sister away so you can't hit on her."
"Her lipstick is holding up really well. That's like two penises. Is that pro longwear?"
"Hey, she has a watch on! A gold one... with silver shoes? That clashes."
"Oh my god, my parents had that quilt!"
Brought to you by Jared, formerly of Sobo.
killgannon:
wow i wish i was over there for my birthday and thank you for the wishes it was a blast tonight, if its not to upfront id like to meet you at some even i think that from what ive re3ad(your bio) you seem like a bad ass chick!
fragil:
