Okay, for some reason we have no water. The sink, toilet, shower... none of them work. And I'm not sure why.
Also, there is a crazed squirrel on my back porch. It keeps making this weird noise and trying to get through the closed windows. I opened the door, but he doesn't get it. I put crackers leading to the door, still doesn't get it. Fucking squirrels, they're taking over my house.
Edited to clarify: I tried to lure him to the outside door.
Also, there is a crazed squirrel on my back porch. It keeps making this weird noise and trying to get through the closed windows. I opened the door, but he doesn't get it. I put crackers leading to the door, still doesn't get it. Fucking squirrels, they're taking over my house.

Edited to clarify: I tried to lure him to the outside door.
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
jonnyjonnyh:
My friend got married in Seattle. It was beautiful.
qunybble:
yeah, had less than 10 min of sleep before sneeker and jake woke me up