aww, someone remembered me. i'm still here. i'm just piping down now after seeing how much fun the LA people are having. without me. and it's just driving the point home that i need to live in san diego soon. very soon. i'm debating visiting for the disneyland trip. technically i could because tickets and lodging would be free. so i should just go, right?
actually, i have a more pressing matter which will leave me out-of-commission for a bit. tomorrow i'm getting all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. the worst is my lower left one, which has grown completely horizontally and has a fully developed root structure, AND it's still entirely under my gums. so it's gonna be a mother and a half to get out. all i can think about now is my gum being torn open by a knife and a tooth, roots connected, being yanked out. and apparently (according to the surgeon), asthmatics sometimes have issues with morphine so they're giving me a drug (among many) that is stronger than morphine. contrary to what you might think, this does not excite me. it just makes me think my situation is worse than normal. i know almost everyone goes through with this, but he made it clear that i'm going to have issues. i have to keep ice on the lower left side of my jaw for 24 hours. 24 hours! of ice! yuck. earlier this year a tv slid and fell on my face and i could barely keep ice on it for 5 minutes. hate hate hate it. and i'm already embarassed about stumbling out of the dr's office and mumbling crazy things to my mom and the nurses. and i'm worred about being hooked up to the iv because i generally faint around needles. gah.
AND .. the most important part .. MY SURGEON HAS A MULLET! now stop it. you think this is happening because i live in indiana. no! i've never seen a surgeon with a true mullet. or even a vague mullet. this guy doesn't even really try to pretend it's business in the front. it's all spiky and gelled in the front, then it sort of cascades around his neck. i feel like he's played doctor for a day while playing hookey from his pipe-fitting job. but really, i bet every state has their one mulletted surgeon.
see, i don't usually write in this journal because i feel like you'll only care if it's sg related. i suppose maybe i reeled you in with the "i'm jealous of LA darlings" before i forced my personal issue on you. i'll try and wrap it up sg-style so you feel all warm inside.
robin has a new set awaiting us. where is it? i'd like it to be a "get well soon" gift for me. and where has jolene been? and why didn't people take 660 up on his offer? and how lucky is a35mmlife to be robin's crush!?
actually, i have a more pressing matter which will leave me out-of-commission for a bit. tomorrow i'm getting all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. the worst is my lower left one, which has grown completely horizontally and has a fully developed root structure, AND it's still entirely under my gums. so it's gonna be a mother and a half to get out. all i can think about now is my gum being torn open by a knife and a tooth, roots connected, being yanked out. and apparently (according to the surgeon), asthmatics sometimes have issues with morphine so they're giving me a drug (among many) that is stronger than morphine. contrary to what you might think, this does not excite me. it just makes me think my situation is worse than normal. i know almost everyone goes through with this, but he made it clear that i'm going to have issues. i have to keep ice on the lower left side of my jaw for 24 hours. 24 hours! of ice! yuck. earlier this year a tv slid and fell on my face and i could barely keep ice on it for 5 minutes. hate hate hate it. and i'm already embarassed about stumbling out of the dr's office and mumbling crazy things to my mom and the nurses. and i'm worred about being hooked up to the iv because i generally faint around needles. gah.
AND .. the most important part .. MY SURGEON HAS A MULLET! now stop it. you think this is happening because i live in indiana. no! i've never seen a surgeon with a true mullet. or even a vague mullet. this guy doesn't even really try to pretend it's business in the front. it's all spiky and gelled in the front, then it sort of cascades around his neck. i feel like he's played doctor for a day while playing hookey from his pipe-fitting job. but really, i bet every state has their one mulletted surgeon.
see, i don't usually write in this journal because i feel like you'll only care if it's sg related. i suppose maybe i reeled you in with the "i'm jealous of LA darlings" before i forced my personal issue on you. i'll try and wrap it up sg-style so you feel all warm inside.
robin has a new set awaiting us. where is it? i'd like it to be a "get well soon" gift for me. and where has jolene been? and why didn't people take 660 up on his offer? and how lucky is a35mmlife to be robin's crush!?
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Are the drugs making you sneeze and cry, little one?