accept the friend zone.
thoughts?
thoughts?
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it seems like it wouldn't be so bad to be married to olivia. or s5.
i mispronounce "roof" and "stoop" because i am white trash.
i sweat when i sleep. a lot. it's how i keep my girlish figure.
"what do we say, annie?
i love you, miss hannigan."
i mispronounce "roof" and "stoop" because i am white trash.
i sweat when i sleep. a lot. it's how i keep my girlish figure.
"what do we say, annie?
i love you, miss hannigan."
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johnny_fantastic:
i think i want to adventure into the city this weekend... anything going on?
johnny_fantastic:
nice word!
today i went with bk_unknown to the banks of the east river. it was both scary and beautiful and i'm certain i walked on rocks that once provided rest for dead bodies washed ashore. i think we're going to pool our piggy banks together and buy up the brooklyn shoreline.
tomorrow i'm going to wake up at 5 am and will soon be reuinted with...
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tomorrow i'm going to wake up at 5 am and will soon be reuinted with...
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fej:
You were in LA?
missed ya
missed ya
pharaoh:
awwww, sonafabitch. 
i didn't check SG for a couple of days.
i guess i missed you.
oh hell.
i didn't check SG for a couple of days.
i guess i missed you.
oh hell.
bad things i love, vol 1
bad food: i don't really like chocolate, but i do like milano cookies, nutella, kit-kat bars and reese pieces. also nachos supreme minus meat and onions from taco bell, mcdonald's fries, arby's roast beef sandwiches with arby's sauce, kung pao chicken from pf chang's, spicy weiners w/ketchup and mustard
bad bevs: pomegranate margaritas (which i do not call "margs"),...
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bad food: i don't really like chocolate, but i do like milano cookies, nutella, kit-kat bars and reese pieces. also nachos supreme minus meat and onions from taco bell, mcdonald's fries, arby's roast beef sandwiches with arby's sauce, kung pao chicken from pf chang's, spicy weiners w/ketchup and mustard
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unnecessaryz:
Sorry. I'm still mad about you forgetting about your offer to take me for birthday drinks. Grudge much?
My previous comment was a rather mean way of saying "I don't sleep with impossibly drunk girls", which is another way of saying "I might have boned a dude."
My previous comment was a rather mean way of saying "I don't sleep with impossibly drunk girls", which is another way of saying "I might have boned a dude."
for the first time in my life, i am sick and alone. i'm fevered and shaky and cold and hot and there is a tennis ball in my throat. also, i feel like someone beat the livin' tar outta me.
i need a loving domestic partner.
i need a loving domestic partner.
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dj_empirical:
feeling better today?
scoots:
aww poor thing.
check your gmail
check your gmail
upon a suggestion from lil_tuffy, i just had a hot dog with buffalo sauce and bleu cheese dressing!! with bk_unknown, who is naked on the internets!
in other news:
it's perfect outside right now.
there is a frost advisory tonight.
i'm going to boston this weekend.
do you like my new look?
in other news:
it's perfect outside right now.
there is a frost advisory tonight.
i'm going to boston this weekend.
do you like my new look?
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n:
so, i just talked to hepburn about the hot hot heat/blue van thing and he would totally be into doing it. not that i couldnt think of any places, but its something i knew would be of great interest to him, plus, he lives close to the businesses that hipsters and the like frequent...so, go ahead and drop him a line if you haven't already.
[Edited on May 13, 2005 11:00AM]
[Edited on May 13, 2005 11:00AM]
alyk:
this is like the 10th picture I've seen of her like this...I bet she's a bed-wetter too...
so my ibook got the cancer on friday.
i took it to the apple store in indianapolis (surprise, we have one!) on sunday.
they shipped it on monday.
i got a message saying it was repaired this afternoon.
30 minutes later, it was delivered, cancer-free!!
i love apple!
i took it to the apple store in indianapolis (surprise, we have one!) on sunday.
they shipped it on monday.
i got a message saying it was repaired this afternoon.
30 minutes later, it was delivered, cancer-free!!
i love apple!
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digdug:
the sun'll come out
tomorrow
tomorrow
digdug:
i did not know that.
and, the free to be you and me people are not using my workjust so you know.
and, the free to be you and me people are not using my workjust so you know.
my ibook has the cancer and will be staying at an undisclosed location for an undetermined amount of time.
in other news, i'm going to kill myself.
in other news, i'm going to kill myself.
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mora:
my ibook shit the bed too. the finder wouldnt open, and everything would just flash and beep.
i dumped that sucker.
i dumped that sucker.
koue:
did you know there's a whole other world out there of people who use some kind of device called PCs? I'm using one right now.
They suck. I don't like how they are always telling me to "start." What if I want to stop?
They suck. I don't like how they are always telling me to "start." What if I want to stop?
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mora:
ha. thats funny.
ok. this was a pointless comment.
ok. this was a pointless comment.
n:
no, because 'n' stands for nedsters. speaking of which, i think i still have that text saved on my phone you sent me ages ago.
i'm having a sex and the city marathon and the girls are eating at da silvano (season 6, charlotte's wedding) and and and i can see my apartment building!!
in other news, i want a lifetime subscription to vitamin water.. which is fucking ridiculous. kool-aid is much cheaper.
in other news, i'm going on my first date soon.
in other news, i am going home...
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in other news, i want a lifetime subscription to vitamin water.. which is fucking ridiculous. kool-aid is much cheaper.
in other news, i'm going on my first date soon.
in other news, i am going home...
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unnecessaryz:
Wow. I'm hearing all kinds of stuff about myself that I didn't know. I recently found out that I sleep with everybody. Where did this latest one come from?
unnecessaryz:
Damnit! Why the hell is my life so much cooler than I'm even aware of?! I'm not this "date" you're talking about, am I? Also, email me with gossip.
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skryche:
I never thought I'd see the day that Threadless does "Funny T-shirts"
something scary and newyorkish involving me and a mouse just happened while i was commenting to brie. let's not talk about it.
on a lighter note, i went out last night to see one of my co-workers and 1/4 of bloc party spin at this tiny lounge. i went up to her to say hi when they were done and she handed me a...
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on a lighter note, i went out last night to see one of my co-workers and 1/4 of bloc party spin at this tiny lounge. i went up to her to say hi when they were done and she handed me a...
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sturanium_235:
that collection of letters you have is pure gold
digdug:
i also ran into johnny knoxville with his daughter.
:tuffy:
:tuffy: