I can't sleep, I'm sick and I have nothing to do but I don't care because my last journal cracked the two page mark. Hooray for me. 
And I got an ass kicking new picture.
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I'm using the pig as my little sign-thing. I'm not entirely sure why yet.
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I added Linz and Sparkle to my...
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And I got an ass kicking new picture.
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I'm using the pig as my little sign-thing. I'm not entirely sure why yet.
(edited to add this useful bit of information)
I added Linz and Sparkle to my...
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I don't get enough comments in my journal. I need to think of a way to make it more interesting. Since I don't have anything else to write, I'm going to use this little pig emoticon because I've always wanted to but never had an approprriate time.
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sparkle:
yeah, e does that, but also a ridiculous amount of uppers do that too...im drunk
sparkle:
still speeding, too...im so bad!!
I want to learn some kind of martial art, but I don't want to have to learn all that "balance and harmony" crap. I want to get straight to the ass kicking.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I've decided to get a web cam. Is it illegal to spam people pictures of your ass? Not that I would do that or anything. By the way,...
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I've decided to get a web cam. Is it illegal to spam people pictures of your ass? Not that I would do that or anything. By the way,...
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rickroyal:
Hmm, that reminds me of the Tai Kwan Leep skit. Quite funny worth a download.
I'll pass on the ass, thanks.
The kind words were much appreciated.
I'll pass on the ass, thanks.
The kind words were much appreciated.
suburbanslave:
Whats up with u and asses - u called me an assmaster!!!! grrrrrr
I've decided I'm going to live in a Holywood action movie. I'm not sure how yet, but surely there's a way. Think about how much better my life would be:
1. When I'm about to kick some dude's ass for killing my partner/best friend three days before he was going to retire, I'll get to say some cool line like, "The buck stops here, you...
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1. When I'm about to kick some dude's ass for killing my partner/best friend three days before he was going to retire, I'll get to say some cool line like, "The buck stops here, you...
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sadie:
but i am a pirate so the pirates thing wouldnt make sense and i had an orange today so i dont have scurvy
rickroyal:
Of course that reminds me of Last Action Hero; the best part of which was an interview with Arnie I saw where he couldn't get over the idea of an action movie being inside of another action movie. The look of joy on his face was both amusing and quite sad.
I think I'd rather live in a sex farce. I'd probably have more sex than I currently do, it'd certainly be more amusing than the current life I lead, and everything would work out alright in the end.
I think I'd rather live in a sex farce. I'd probably have more sex than I currently do, it'd certainly be more amusing than the current life I lead, and everything would work out alright in the end.
"What good is a phone call.....if you don't have the ability to speak?"
I watched that movie three times last night. I forgot how fucking good it was. Those Wachowski (isn't that their name?) brothers should be the only directors allowed to make action movies. That movie oozes style in every scene. Oozes it.
On a more somber note, God hates me. I guess I...
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I watched that movie three times last night. I forgot how fucking good it was. Those Wachowski (isn't that their name?) brothers should be the only directors allowed to make action movies. That movie oozes style in every scene. Oozes it.
On a more somber note, God hates me. I guess I...
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roxy:
Yeah, my cat's named after Arwen Evenstar She even looks elfish, and she's definitely a princess.
That movie rocks. I haven't seen it in months and months. Maybe I'll watch it tonight...
She even looks elfish, and she's definitely a princess.
That movie rocks. I haven't seen it in months and months. Maybe I'll watch it tonight...
wated:
You a Beck fan?
If so I may add you as a friend...
Actually, fuck it, you change your profile so much and it's always funny as fuck too...I give in to the humour!
If so I may add you as a friend...
Actually, fuck it, you change your profile so much and it's always funny as fuck too...I give in to the humour!
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!!!!!! I should have stayed online. Hell froze over, pigs flew, and I fucking missed it. 
thirty:
:shakes fist in air: Why, God, why?!? Why do you mock me?!?
rickroyal:
"When, Lord? When do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?"
Perhaps it's better if I don't know what was missed.
Perhaps it's better if I don't know what was missed.
I love those "show me your" threads on the boards. Too bad I don't have the power to make people expose themselves. That would be fun.
Oh well, maybe I'll find a magic lamp or something.
Oh well, maybe I'll find a magic lamp or something.
suburbanslave:
wanna see my tits?
I need to move. Phoenix is such a hole. I'm thinking Greece. Someone come move to Greece with me.
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suburbanslave:
hahaha - shows how obsevant u are!! Anyway - I dont think Id get stars going into my ass - maybe a dick, but not stars - hahahaha
suburbanslave:
teeheee - what can I say, Im a horny freak!
teeheee - what can I say, Im a horny freak!I'm finally breaking down and adding friends. I'm proud of myself. I held out for a long time (or I am an enormous loser).
If I added you as a friend don't feel obligated to reciprocate, but I desperately need the validation.
If I added you as a friend don't feel obligated to reciprocate, but I desperately need the validation.
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pucabul:
I love the internet too, for this very reason. I suspect Al could answer so many questions about physics that I could never sit through enough University lectures to learn about myself. Who'da thunk it? I thought porn sites were just for spending a little time with yourself as Tom Waits put it.
suburbanslave:
hmmm.....whats a street???
I don't have much to say, so I'll say this:
There's this plant in my front yard. This big, gnarly, thorny, bush-like thing. At first, I thought it was just an ugly bush. Then a very observant guest suggested, "Dude, I think that's a weed." And I agreed. Which was good, because I wanted to pull it up and I couldn't justify pulling out a...
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There's this plant in my front yard. This big, gnarly, thorny, bush-like thing. At first, I thought it was just an ugly bush. Then a very observant guest suggested, "Dude, I think that's a weed." And I agreed. Which was good, because I wanted to pull it up and I couldn't justify pulling out a...
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suburbanslave:
um, so I didnt think it was fair that all your responces were from hot chicks - so Im ruining that for u - hahahaha!!!!
suburbanslave:
ur my hero!!! 
*looks smug*