Tuesday May 13, 2003

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It comes and it goes and it goes and it comes and goes but mostly comes...

And so on and so forth.

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wated:
*sprays Thirty with a hose and runs away sniggering...* biggrin
december:
sex on the brain?

Saturday May 03, 2003

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I'll answer questions in my next journal. Right now, I have to get something off my chest.

I am a manipulator. I don't really know why, or even if I do it on purpose, but I am a manipulator nontheless. This eats at me every day. I can say that I genuinely hate myself for it and many other reasons. Many people have low self...
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linz:
dont be so hard on yourself. everyone has a little bit of that in them..you just need to curb it when you see it coming, you know...smile, ok?
wated:
Life sucks man...get a helmet...

Thursday May 01, 2003

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I'm a bundle of nerves. My beloved Suns face elimination tonight. Frank Johnson promised a win in today's paper. If only it was that easy...

Right. To the questions.

Voltaire asks
Q: If you could be a car accident, what would it be?

A: Hm. Voltaire, if I didn't like you so much I would question your sanity. What kind of sick freak can describe...
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stormy:
stormy is my sg name AND my real name. i was too lazy to think of a cool psydenum. and any guy who has all the answers to every question is cool by me...
stormy:
hooray for my name! hooray for my mom for not naming me something shitty!

Tuesday Apr 29, 2003

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Kickass. These are enough questions for a trial run. :cracks knuckles: Let's get started, then.

trilobyte asks...
Q: Where in Arizona is Glendale? Is it a suburb of something, or a town that was built in the middle of nowhere?

A: Everybody knows that Arizona is in the middle of a desert. Most people don't know that Glendale is a suburb of Phoenix that was...
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wated:
Absolutely nothing is the answer....

I've always been puzzled by Morgan's question too....it's some sort of diabolical hot-dog and dough conspiracy methinks...and it occurs in the UK too... surreal
webigailboop:
mmm. cabury's chocolate.

Monday Apr 28, 2003

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Wow...:sniff:...I had no idea :sniff: you all cared so :sniff: much. Then I saw that Voltaire commanded you to bug me. wink

I keep thinking I'm going to stop writing in this because no one reads it and that may still be true, but now there's no way I'm going to quit because my blatent (albeit subconscious) plea for validation has been reciprocated by a really...
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_luke:
1. done.
2. ummmm....wait. I'm still stuck on 1.
maeda:
here's a good question.

If you love the beach so much why do you live in arizona?????
why not move it on out this way?? Or at least california?

smile

Monday Apr 28, 2003

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This is beginning to bore me.
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quinn:
please preface your this with something.
hey. look on the bright side....you don't have a crack in the back of your head thats being held together sloppily with some staples do you?
wink
my comment comes courtesy of the exquisitely beautiful voltaire, who, for some reason thinks you're amusing.
kudos on the rose mcgowan thing. she's lovely.
radiobastet:
Right on, dude!!! Jack Nance did not die in vain!!!

"Man-made chickens! Strangest damn things. But they're new!"
surreal

Friday Apr 25, 2003

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I forgot to mention this earlier, so I'll mention it now as it is one of my finer moments.

Every time my Dad's side of the family gets together, we always play poker (I know, we're all sinnerswink). In the six or so years I've been allowed to play, I've never come out ahead. We only play nickels and dimes (there's a dollar ceiling),...
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captaincolorado:
fuckin a.

all my dads side of the family does is sit around and remind everyone about all the stupid shit everyone else has done. we pretty much just make fun of each other for x hours. its great. oh yeah, we play bingo too.
rickroyal:
I only play poker with people who don't know what they're doing. It's like chess or pool. If everyone is unskilled, it's really fun. If people know what they're doing, it's not really fun for anyone.

Yep. Pipers. Very untrustworthy. Shifty eyes. Long beards. Big bulges.

Thursday Apr 24, 2003

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Ah, finally feeling better. I'm a little disappointed I didn't have SARS, though. Did you know it only has a 4% mortality rate? That's probably better than pneumonia. And if I had SARS, I would have made the news for sure -

STRANGE, BALD, SMART-ASS PUNK KID FIRST U.S. VICTIM OF SARS
Vows to "sue the crap out of all of you".

Oh, well.

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rickroyal:
I was under the impression that the mortality rate for pneumonia was less than 1%. Not sure where I heard that, though, so I could be mistaken.

Hmm. Well, the Saxophonist sounds better than the Lawyer, which would probably be a better description of who she is. There's just something about woman with musical skill that is insanely erotic.
wated:
I honestly don't know.

Tuesday Apr 22, 2003

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So I'm in a better mood today. Sometimes, I swear, I think I have the emotional pattern of a teenage, hormonal girlwink.

I had to go to the ER yesterday because my doctor wasn't in. I have acute bronchitis (walking pneumonia, same difference). But I got a breathing treatment there and the doctor there started me on prednisone (a steroid), flovent (a steroid inhaler)...
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freckle:
despise is a strong word... i just am not a fan. what i do despise? vanillia, yuck.

vanillia = skull
linz:
you rock!

Monday Apr 21, 2003

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I don't play well with others. It's a good thing I'm such a shut-in.

In my opinion, 99.9% of human beings are worthless once they pass the age of ten. Exactly how and why this happens, I don't know. But it does. When I worry sometimes about the long term survival of our species, I'm comforted knowing that the overwhelming majority of us are a...
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rickroyal:
You're one step closer to being Agent Smith.

I'm a misanthrope, but I still have a little bit of hope. I think. It's difficult these days, but sometimes the masses redeem themselves. Rarely.
littledeadkid:
yea and and after 10 birthdays just suck
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