I am insanely high right now. I'm not looking forward to tomorrow morning. 
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Yeah, so I fixed my oven. It's times like these, when I successfully fix something, that I feel like I'm living up to my y chromosone's expectations.
On a related hormonal note I tried to ghetto rig my finances to still afford SG but it just didn't work. I have a 3 month billing cycle that requires me to pony up on the fifth but...
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On a related hormonal note I tried to ghetto rig my finances to still afford SG but it just didn't work. I have a 3 month billing cycle that requires me to pony up on the fifth but...
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rickroyal:
Hmm, Jedi bodyguard. Tempting. Glad to see you're sticking around, though. Can't imagine the place without you.
I saw bone, muscle, and empty space inside my hand. Kinda freaky.
I saw bone, muscle, and empty space inside my hand. Kinda freaky.
drunkpunk:
Glad to see you're staying, dude 
After all, it only means you need to cut out about ONE beer a week? Think about it.
After all, it only means you need to cut out about ONE beer a week? Think about it.
Damn it all to Hell. Someone needs to get their ass over here and fix my oven. I broke it and the little thing that came out won't go back in no matter how hard I bang on it.
FAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKK
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FAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKK
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rickroyal:
At the very least in this state there's no chance of a bun in the oven.
alexis:
I'm going to send an Army of Aimpsons being lead by General Pee Wee to come and steal your cheese.
I almost forgot. My account ends on the fifth, so if you have anything terribly important to say or any large cash donations you'd like to make to my Give Thirty Money fund you should really do so now.
It's been loads of fun but our time together is over.
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It's been loads of fun but our time together is over.
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rickroyal:
Everyone keeps leaving. It's not fair.
mora:
WORST!
i demand that you stay!
i demand that you stay!
To ensure quality service and customer satisfaction I've prepared a short questionerre.
1. If the world was going to end tomorrow, what would you do?
2. What is the worst book you've ever read?
3. How often do you practice the sacred art of self-love? Don't lie, I'll know if you do!
4. Would you stay in a relationship if the only good thing about...
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1. If the world was going to end tomorrow, what would you do?
2. What is the worst book you've ever read?
3. How often do you practice the sacred art of self-love? Don't lie, I'll know if you do!
4. Would you stay in a relationship if the only good thing about...
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nimhly:
but psiko's not my internet boyfriend, he's my friend in REAL time. that's why it was vaguely disturbing that you are both of our friends. but i'm adjusting to sharing. sigh.
sex lowers my libido
sex lowers my libido
nimhly:
yes, the orange slice is sitting by the pasta and vegetables in their pajamas.
i love toast.
FRENCH TOAST
cuz i'm french.
lets cut to the chase here.
i love toast.
FRENCH TOAST
cuz i'm french.
lets cut to the chase here.
Yeah, I'm a jackass. This is not news.
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This isn't your every day darkness...
...this is ADVANCED DARKNESS.
Pirate, you're my only friend.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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This isn't your every day darkness...
...this is ADVANCED DARKNESS.
Pirate, you're my only friend.
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zombieshark:
i was referred to as "Dark" the other night.. i thinking i'm on my way towards advanced... ain't nothing wrong with pirates man.
stacie:
heee.. okay, i think i could compete in a laziness competition 
I know this is old news, so forgive me if someone's already brought this up.
On the cover of Time magazine is a picture of Jayson Blair smoking a cigarette. Now think to yourself, what's wrong with that? Nicole Kidman lights up at Cannes and the anti-smoking Nazis (sorry, I'm a smoker) practically have a collective heart attack. Think about it - when's the last...
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On the cover of Time magazine is a picture of Jayson Blair smoking a cigarette. Now think to yourself, what's wrong with that? Nicole Kidman lights up at Cannes and the anti-smoking Nazis (sorry, I'm a smoker) practically have a collective heart attack. Think about it - when's the last...
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wated:
Yeah, I do indeed live in Wales mate.
If you're in the UK some time then you'll have to come to The Duke with me and PervyPunk for a night out...you can see this legendary pub, and the freaks that inhabit it, on the site that I've put as my homepage in my profile, and also in 'My Pics' too...
If you're in the UK some time then you'll have to come to The Duke with me and PervyPunk for a night out...you can see this legendary pub, and the freaks that inhabit it, on the site that I've put as my homepage in my profile, and also in 'My Pics' too...
stacie:
i am soo out of date.
I would totally be a cop just so long as it was exactly like on T.V. And I wouldn't want to wear a uniform either, I'd want to be a homicide detective. I'm watching Law and Order right now and I'm thinking, "I could do that. I could shoot off cool, tough guy quips after I slap the cuffs on some perp (see, I even...
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tiamat:
When ever I watch law and order, I get totally wrapped up in the story and lose track of reality
opahl:
I'm obsessed with CSI, and CSI Miami. They make forensics look so cool.
I want to meet a girl who will have a plastic lightsaber fight with me before we go to bed. Is that really so much to ask?
60/2
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jericho42011:
i really think it is man
sparkle:
unless its one of those strobey candy-raver light sabers....
yes.
DAMN YOU FOR MOVING MY KEYS!!!!
yes.
DAMN YOU FOR MOVING MY KEYS!!!!
Are people getting dumber, or just more arrogant?
Why is it that I have to cross any and every line anyone draws, and why do I think it's so fun?
Why do I get so much joy out of making people uncomfortable?
Why do I always lose my bookmarks?
Are elitists born or made?
When are the Suns going to be decent again?
Will you...
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Why is it that I have to cross any and every line anyone draws, and why do I think it's so fun?
Why do I get so much joy out of making people uncomfortable?
Why do I always lose my bookmarks?
Are elitists born or made?
When are the Suns going to be decent again?
Will you...
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opahl:
Ohhhhhh the joys of making people uncomfortable. It's my favorite passtime.
thirty:
I found my glasses. WOOOHOOO!!!!
*starts waving a watch in front of your face* you are comming to my party on friday, you are comming to my party on friday.... *stops the watch* NOWAWAKE!!!
so, ummm *cough* you comming to my party on friday?