I just finished talking to Sparkle on Yahoo messenger, which is ultra cool because she's my all-time Favorite SG. My current favorites up there always change, because the site won't let me set all three to her.
Whats ultra ultra cool is that Sparkle said she'd be my imaginary girlfriend. Now that kicks ass unlike any ass ever kicked before. And she wants a picture...
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Whats ultra ultra cool is that Sparkle said she'd be my imaginary girlfriend. Now that kicks ass unlike any ass ever kicked before. And she wants a picture...
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My stomach hurts. I feel sick. I need someone to take care of me.
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december:
you should come here. to show you that i am not a mean person, i would make you peppermint tea. you would feel better.
freckle:
a masturbating bed!?! i want me one of those 
Ha ha ha, I get to IM with Sparkle tomorrow!!! HA HA HA!!!!
Jealous?
I think you are.
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Jealous?
I think you are.
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neodrunk:
*hands thirty a cookie* 
caz:
WHooHoo! cookie!!!
I am very very disappointed in you all right now. Eris and Sparkle, my two all-time favorite SG's and two intelligent, funny and BEAUTIFUL women, don't get nearly the love from us members that they should. I know that there are a lot of SG's now, but that's no excuse.
I swear, if one or both of them ever leaves because of this I'm going...
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I swear, if one or both of them ever leaves because of this I'm going...
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sparkle:
i'm down...i know you were kidding, but, about this imaginary girlfriend bit, i always ask this of any potential stalker, i mean, suitor: "are you hawt?"
give me a 150 word essay on why i should talk to you on yahoo....that was a joke.
give me a 150 word essay on why i should talk to you on yahoo....that was a joke.
katie_:
I do need a profile pic, and I don't have a single picture of myself I can use, which is why I'm invisible. I tried to steal that picture of Maynard, but I couldn't upload it even though I made it the right goddamn size and everything.
I just added several new people to my friends list. If you are one of said people and you don't want to be my friend, you'll make me cry. CRY. Is that what you want, to make me cry? Huh? Because I will. Cry, that is. Like a ten year old girl. But if that's what you want, then fine. But think about this -...
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sparkle:
that is one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me...i checked my journal today not expected much in the way of comments, but oh my goodness, that was very sweet. thanks for saying that.
move out, im sure she will learn with a quickness how to take care of her son. she seemes to have done a good job on you!
that is one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me...i checked my journal today not expected much in the way of comments, but oh my goodness, that was very sweet. thanks for saying that.
move out, im sure she will learn with a quickness how to take care of her son. she seemes to have done a good job on you!
digupherbones:
HECKLED INDEED!!!!!!!! fuckin-a i'll come pick you up man... just give me a call like on wed...:tomarrow:
What am I doing right now? I'm enjoying a snack of strawberry bon-bons and Klonopin.
That Chuck Palah-whateverhisnameis just released a new book, I think. I've never read anything of his. I dunno, I'm weary of anything that is popular within my demographic. Which is stupid, really. For all I know he's a fine novelist. Maybe I should give the fella a chance. Anyone care...
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That Chuck Palah-whateverhisnameis just released a new book, I think. I've never read anything of his. I dunno, I'm weary of anything that is popular within my demographic. Which is stupid, really. For all I know he's a fine novelist. Maybe I should give the fella a chance. Anyone care...
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voltaire:
PS I hate the lakers..... but I love the warriors
teufel:
it's no problem man...ya missed out though..it was a pretty good night
I spend wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much time here. I think I have a problem. But I'm not going to do anything about it. And I won't apologize. Never. Ever. Never.
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neodrunk:
I think I'm going to lose my job to this site! *sniff* It's horrible... we need some kind of online help to rid ourselves of these evil naked women.
On second thought, fuck it!
On second thought, fuck it!
unravled:
Did somebody say cookies?
Will you hump me?
How about if I hump you back?
Come ooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnn, please?
Well OK, I understand.
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How about if I hump you back?
Come ooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnn, please?
Well OK, I understand.
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misterjesus:
Thanks that's very nice of you.
lesleyslenning:
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
your turn
wow, that felt great...thanks
edited because my scream was to long and it messed up your journal
[Edited on Aug 21, 2003]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
your turn
wow, that felt great...thanks
edited because my scream was to long and it messed up your journal
[Edited on Aug 21, 2003]
I think we're supposed to write a poem today. Here's mine:
Regarding poetry, I feel
I'd rather kill a baby seal
Or shovel hot coals into my ass
Or even sleep on shards of glass
You see, I'm of the school of thought
That poets smoke way too much pot
That channeling emotion into prose
Really really sucks my hose
Poetry, I'd like to file...
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Regarding poetry, I feel
I'd rather kill a baby seal
Or shovel hot coals into my ass
Or even sleep on shards of glass
You see, I'm of the school of thought
That poets smoke way too much pot
That channeling emotion into prose
Really really sucks my hose
Poetry, I'd like to file...
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katie_:
That is my favorite recent picture of Maynard.
oraaaaange:
-applause-
Pro: I've become very interested in quantum physics.
Con: I understand none of it.
My curiousity has a much greater reach than my intellect. It really pisses the living shit out of me.
Con: I understand none of it.
My curiousity has a much greater reach than my intellect. It really pisses the living shit out of me.
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caz:
ok, i'l just love you and hurt ya a little
eris:
it's better than your intellect having a greater reach than your curiousity.
bet it's pretty boring though... sorry