I feel like poop. I'm all out of my brain medicine. It would be really cool (read: totally sweet) if someone would cheer me up.
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God, it's a good thing laziness/cowardliness/indecision isn't terminal.
Is it over? Did I miss what little chance I had? I must enjoy sabotaging myself, as I seem to devote so much of my time to it.
C'est la vie (at least I'll always have my razor wit
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Is it over? Did I miss what little chance I had? I must enjoy sabotaging myself, as I seem to devote so much of my time to it.
C'est la vie (at least I'll always have my razor wit
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zombieshark:
noooooo! i will not stand for a quitter, man. if you succeed in your quest, my band will play a free show in your town. i can't say when... but one day. ONE DAY!
keep on keepin' on my friend..
keep on keepin' on my friend..
freakpirate:
I wish there were some humpness involved. Sadly, this is not the case.
We're all good at sabotaging ourselves. It's a pity we only see that in hindsight.
We're all good at sabotaging ourselves. It's a pity we only see that in hindsight.
So I'm going to take some pictures of myself and send them to someone. I'm a little nervous, for the obvious reasons. Fuck it though - I'm hardly vain, but I know I'm not ugly. And, after all, how often does someone take more than a passing interest in someone they've never seen? I figure if she's interested in me sight unseen, things are looking...
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brookelynne:
good luck 
wated:
So what happened?
I killed you, Mr. Anderson - I watched you die.
With a certain satisfaction, I might add.
Tody I think I'm going to randomly comment in as many journals as I can stand. So if you're reading this because I just made some lame joke in yours, please don't freak out or anything. I commented because I think you're super. Or hardcore.
OR BOTH.
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With a certain satisfaction, I might add.
Tody I think I'm going to randomly comment in as many journals as I can stand. So if you're reading this because I just made some lame joke in yours, please don't freak out or anything. I commented because I think you're super. Or hardcore.
OR BOTH.
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freakpirate:
Alright... we'll rock the world with our humping ways some day man. No one will know what hit them! 
sparkle:
as soon as i walked through the door, you logged out....seriously...
My life does not contain nearly enough kung fu battles. I've been in like four, tops.
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neodrunk:
Four? You're bragging about FOUR kung fu battles? Dude, I've been in at least six or seven, four ain't shit. Okay, I've never really been in a kung fu battle... *sniff*, I just wanted to sound cool for two seconds.
wated:
My old Kung Fu instructor split my lip open when we were sparring...that's what happens when you don't concentrate Grasshopper... 
I know something that you do not. You want to know what I know, yes? Yes, of course you do. But of this thing, I cannot speak. And why not, you ask? I probably should not tell you that either, as it may reveal too much information regarding the original thing of which I cannot speak.
But I will tell you this, my friends -...
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But I will tell you this, my friends -...
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shifgrethor:
Is it that you had a detachable penis installed?
This conjecture is based solely on that picture of Agent Smith grinning.
This conjecture is based solely on that picture of Agent Smith grinning.
freakpirate:
My iron lungs powered my voice that wouldn't shut up. Which is usually what earned my detentions.
I was in a really really pissy mood, but then I saw that Sparkle added me as her crush and now I'm actually pretty happy. Is that sad? I'm not sure. We're imaginary boyfriend/girlfriend, I'm not sure what that all entails. I just hope I can make it to at least imaginary second base. 
That's certainly what the pirate in me would do. Hmm.
You...
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That's certainly what the pirate in me would do. Hmm.
You...
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nimhly:
you never answered my question, will you let me bear your illegitimate children?
tiamat:
it is totally not sad. especailly if you are getting imaginary ass. 
You didn't want to read it anyway.
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sparkle:
i so did want to read it...i am going to add you to my crush, but not just because you added me..hehe
imbleeding:
*shrug* Yer right. 
PROLOGUE
White. A snowstorm in the mountains. Wind carried the snow in spirals, clothing rock, tree and anything that remained still long enough in the only powder known to nature that remained wet even after it ceased to exist.
The mountains here formed a chain, a line of stone sentinels, a wall. They embodied a purpose of which they were unaware, but of which they...
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White. A snowstorm in the mountains. Wind carried the snow in spirals, clothing rock, tree and anything that remained still long enough in the only powder known to nature that remained wet even after it ceased to exist.
The mountains here formed a chain, a line of stone sentinels, a wall. They embodied a purpose of which they were unaware, but of which they...
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rickroyal:
Interesting. I desire to know more. Echos of other tales seem to bounch around the mountains with the man in rags and baby. What new path are you taking with this? Our humble narrator seems a presence here, is there any reason for this? Quite nice, though I desire more.
Sweaty man love? That's more a promise than a threat, isn't it?
Sweaty man love? That's more a promise than a threat, isn't it?
Sparkle is the best.
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tiamat:
she is such a cutie! 
some kisses to help cheer you up!