I'm a bundle of nerves. My beloved Suns face elimination tonight. Frank Johnson promised a win in today's paper. If only it was that easy...
Right. To the questions.
Voltaire asks
Q: If you could be a car accident, what would it be?
A: Hm. Voltaire, if I didn't like you so much I would question your sanity. What kind of sick freak can describe themselves with a type of car accident?
Morgan beseeches
Q: Why do hot dogs come in packages of 8 and hot dog buns come in packages of 12?
A: This is all part of God's great plan to piss me off.
Why are lunchmeat and cheese found on opposite sides of the grocery store? Why do stinky people always sit right next to me on the bus? Why is the country run by Republicans? Because God hates me.
WaTed has the nerve to ask
Q: Isn't acid/base titration utilized for the seperation of different negative or positive ions in a solution?
A: How dare you question me! If there wasn't an ocean between us...
rickroyal would like to know
Q: Why is a japanese schoolgirl upskirt so appealing?
A: The appeal of the schoolgirl trancends every race and culture. It sterves as a shining example of how we as men, regardless of race or creed, are all sick sick bastards. I once had a girlfriend who wore her old private school uniform for me, which ties in quite nicely with...
rickroyal's second question
Q: Is it possible to hold back an orgasm until your cock explodes?
A: No, but cock explosion is possible should one's girlfriend wear her old private school uniform (blue plaid skirt and dress shirt complete with white cotton panties).
Ooooooo, that was a good day.
How about for my next journal, you (you) bring me your romance and otherwise relationship - related questions? I promise to reciprocate all questions with a thoughtful, mature reply. By thoughtful and mature I, of course, mean childish and crude.
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need to be alone with my memories...
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Right. To the questions.
Voltaire asks
Q: If you could be a car accident, what would it be?
A: Hm. Voltaire, if I didn't like you so much I would question your sanity. What kind of sick freak can describe themselves with a type of car accident?
Morgan beseeches
Q: Why do hot dogs come in packages of 8 and hot dog buns come in packages of 12?
A: This is all part of God's great plan to piss me off.
Why are lunchmeat and cheese found on opposite sides of the grocery store? Why do stinky people always sit right next to me on the bus? Why is the country run by Republicans? Because God hates me.
WaTed has the nerve to ask
Q: Isn't acid/base titration utilized for the seperation of different negative or positive ions in a solution?
A: How dare you question me! If there wasn't an ocean between us...
rickroyal would like to know
Q: Why is a japanese schoolgirl upskirt so appealing?
A: The appeal of the schoolgirl trancends every race and culture. It sterves as a shining example of how we as men, regardless of race or creed, are all sick sick bastards. I once had a girlfriend who wore her old private school uniform for me, which ties in quite nicely with...
rickroyal's second question
Q: Is it possible to hold back an orgasm until your cock explodes?
A: No, but cock explosion is possible should one's girlfriend wear her old private school uniform (blue plaid skirt and dress shirt complete with white cotton panties).
Ooooooo, that was a good day.
How about for my next journal, you (you) bring me your romance and otherwise relationship - related questions? I promise to reciprocate all questions with a thoughtful, mature reply. By thoughtful and mature I, of course, mean childish and crude.
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need to be alone with my memories...
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stormy:
stormy is my sg name AND my real name. i was too lazy to think of a cool psydenum. and any guy who has all the answers to every question is cool by me...
stormy:
hooray for my name! hooray for my mom for not naming me something shitty!