Kickass. These are enough questions for a trial run. :cracks knuckles: Let's get started, then.
trilobyte asks...
Q: Where in Arizona is Glendale? Is it a suburb of something, or a town that was built in the middle of nowhere?
A: Everybody knows that Arizona is in the middle of a desert. Most people don't know that Glendale is a suburb of Phoenix that was constucted on THE MOST ARID, DESOLATE PIECE OF SHIT LAND EVER VISITED BY MAN.
mimi ponders...
Q: Why do bad things happen to good people?
A: Easy. Bad things happen to good people because good people are suckers. Next question.
Thalia inquires...
Q: Is there really a Sherwood, Illinois?
A: Hm, I'm not sure but I bet I could live like a fat cat if I was the blunt connection there...
artemis wonders...
Q: Why can't I understand acid-base titration? What is it in Cadbury's and Hershey's chocolate that makes me prefer it to ANY of the expensive shit out there?
A: Acid base titration is the amount of tits rationed for use in an acid or base. You don't like expensive chocolate because you're NORMAL. People who like that Ghiradelli shit should just wear a sign around their neck saying, "I am a pompous dick".
solimond, um, asks...
Q: Can you explain warp drive? Or at least the concept behind Feynman's curves?
A: Feynman's Curves was the original name given to the late Professor Richard Feynman's book which was retitled Six Easy Pieces and Six Not So Easy Pieces of Lab Assistants' Ass I've Scored before being changed to the title by which it was published.
And yes, yes I can.
maeda implores...
Q: If you love the beach so much, why do you live in Arizona?
A: Are you questioning my judgement, motherfucker? I'll have you know that everything I do makes complete and total sense. Everything.
Well, that's it. Was it as good for you as it was for me? This kind of thing usually never happens to me, I swear... I must have just got a little too excited, well, because baby, you're so hot... ooh, baby...
Hm? Oh, yes.
Remember:
1. Form question in mind.
2. Articulate by means of post to my journal.
3. Await sweetness.
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trilobyte asks...
Q: Where in Arizona is Glendale? Is it a suburb of something, or a town that was built in the middle of nowhere?
A: Everybody knows that Arizona is in the middle of a desert. Most people don't know that Glendale is a suburb of Phoenix that was constucted on THE MOST ARID, DESOLATE PIECE OF SHIT LAND EVER VISITED BY MAN.
mimi ponders...
Q: Why do bad things happen to good people?
A: Easy. Bad things happen to good people because good people are suckers. Next question.
Thalia inquires...
Q: Is there really a Sherwood, Illinois?
A: Hm, I'm not sure but I bet I could live like a fat cat if I was the blunt connection there...
artemis wonders...
Q: Why can't I understand acid-base titration? What is it in Cadbury's and Hershey's chocolate that makes me prefer it to ANY of the expensive shit out there?
A: Acid base titration is the amount of tits rationed for use in an acid or base. You don't like expensive chocolate because you're NORMAL. People who like that Ghiradelli shit should just wear a sign around their neck saying, "I am a pompous dick".
solimond, um, asks...
Q: Can you explain warp drive? Or at least the concept behind Feynman's curves?
A: Feynman's Curves was the original name given to the late Professor Richard Feynman's book which was retitled Six Easy Pieces and Six Not So Easy Pieces of Lab Assistants' Ass I've Scored before being changed to the title by which it was published.
And yes, yes I can.
maeda implores...
Q: If you love the beach so much, why do you live in Arizona?
A: Are you questioning my judgement, motherfucker? I'll have you know that everything I do makes complete and total sense. Everything.
Well, that's it. Was it as good for you as it was for me? This kind of thing usually never happens to me, I swear... I must have just got a little too excited, well, because baby, you're so hot... ooh, baby...
Hm? Oh, yes.
Remember:
1. Form question in mind.
2. Articulate by means of post to my journal.
3. Await sweetness.
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I've always been puzzled by Morgan's question too....it's some sort of diabolical hot-dog and dough conspiracy methinks...and it occurs in the UK too...