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Oman

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Thursday Apr 17, 2003

Apr 17, 2003
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I want to learn some kind of martial art, but I don't want to have to learn all that "balance and harmony" crap. I want to get straight to the ass kicking.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I've decided to get a web cam. Is it illegal to spam people pictures of your ass? Not that I would do that or anything. By the way, can I have your email address? Don't worry, I'm not going to send you pictures of my ass or anything. Well, okay, yes I am.

Coming to a computer near you...

MY ASS
in all its asslike greatness
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rickroyal:
Hmm, that reminds me of the Tai Kwan Leep skit. Quite funny worth a download.

I'll pass on the ass, thanks.

The kind words were much appreciated.
Apr 17, 2003
suburbanslave:
Whats up with u and asses - u called me an assmaster!!!! grrrrrr
Apr 18, 2003

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