I've decided I'm going to live in a Holywood action movie. I'm not sure how yet, but surely there's a way. Think about how much better my life would be:
1. When I'm about to kick some dude's ass for killing my partner/best friend three days before he was going to retire, I'll get to say some cool line like, "The buck stops here, you bastard," or "Time to make the donuts, you bastard."
2. I'll get to be ruggedly handsome and something of a loner whose stoicism keeps him from getting too close to anyone, until I meet a buttoned down girl (whose really just concealing her wild side) twenty years younger than me. We'll hate each other at first, but then extraordinary events will force us to work together and we'll fall in love.
3. I'll get to match wits with a brilliant but morally absent villain. At first, I'll wonder why he's playing his deadly game of cat and mouse with me but later he'll reveal some kind of connection between us, and then it'll be personal.
4. I'll get to rejoin my police/army/secret government agency unit to combat evil. But I'll get a stern warning from the new leader because he knows I'm a loose cannon.
That's all I can think of for now - 30
1. When I'm about to kick some dude's ass for killing my partner/best friend three days before he was going to retire, I'll get to say some cool line like, "The buck stops here, you bastard," or "Time to make the donuts, you bastard."
2. I'll get to be ruggedly handsome and something of a loner whose stoicism keeps him from getting too close to anyone, until I meet a buttoned down girl (whose really just concealing her wild side) twenty years younger than me. We'll hate each other at first, but then extraordinary events will force us to work together and we'll fall in love.
3. I'll get to match wits with a brilliant but morally absent villain. At first, I'll wonder why he's playing his deadly game of cat and mouse with me but later he'll reveal some kind of connection between us, and then it'll be personal.
4. I'll get to rejoin my police/army/secret government agency unit to combat evil. But I'll get a stern warning from the new leader because he knows I'm a loose cannon.
That's all I can think of for now - 30
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I think I'd rather live in a sex farce. I'd probably have more sex than I currently do, it'd certainly be more amusing than the current life I lead, and everything would work out alright in the end.