thirty

If I had a lightsaber
a poem by Thirty

If I had a lightsaber, that would be really swell
I could chop off peoples arms and legs and send them off to Hell
If Circle K was out of Parlaiment Lights, I would not complain
I'd tell the clerk "Thanks anyway" then lop off a piece of his brain
I'm sure there would be ways to help the greater good of all
But I'd be too busy using it to score free alcohal
I'm sure it would impress all of the really tasty ladies
But if it didn't I'd jam it up where lucky boys make babies



Thank you, thank you.