I don't think either of them are particularly fast.
Either way, I don't recommend it. I don't know if you perscribe to any particular beliefs of the afterlife, but I know I would hate to be wrong and ending up only making my situation worse.
Practice escapism instead. I paint miniatures and play wargames. It is a great way to consume many hours that I would otherwise be using to rail ineffectually against the world we live in. Extremely cathartic.
Seriously though, suicide is teh suk. If you are just making a joke and I have seriously misinterpreted what you wrote, I apologize for erring on the side of caution.
Either way, I don't recommend it. I don't know if you perscribe to any particular beliefs of the afterlife, but I know I would hate to be wrong and ending up only making my situation worse.
Practice escapism instead. I paint miniatures and play wargames. It is a great way to consume many hours that I would otherwise be using to rail ineffectually against the world we live in. Extremely cathartic.
Seriously though, suicide is teh suk. If you are just making a joke and I have seriously misinterpreted what you wrote, I apologize for erring on the side of caution.