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Monday Sep 01, 2003

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I know something that you do not. You want to know what I know, yes? Yes, of course you do. But of this thing, I cannot speak. And why not, you ask? I probably should not tell you that either, as it may reveal too much information regarding the original thing of which I cannot speak.

But I will tell you this, my friends - I am a happy man today. How long will this last? Who can say? But I will enjoy it while I can.


Now on to something completely unrelated. How long do you think the average female can go without establishing a significant romantic relationship? I believe that proper exertion of control could yield months of abstainment (Is that a word?). I certainly hope so.

We shall see.

30 oink
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
shifgrethor:
Is it that you had a detachable penis installed?

This conjecture is based solely on that picture of Agent Smith grinning.
Sep 1, 2003
freakpirate:
My iron lungs powered my voice that wouldn't shut up. Which is usually what earned my detentions.
Sep 1, 2003

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