I was in a really really pissy mood, but then I saw that Sparkle added me as her crush and now I'm actually pretty happy. Is that sad? I'm not sure. We're imaginary boyfriend/girlfriend, I'm not sure what that all entails. I just hope I can make it to at least imaginary second base. 
That's certainly what the pirate in me would do. Hmm.
You know, if you really want to (and I mean you'd have to really really want to) you can go back two journal entries and read the actual prologue to the actual book I've been writing. [I'm going to pause now so you can finish laughing] Anyhoo, I don't plan on doing anything crazy like try to get it published or anything - if I ever finish it I'll just give it out via the internet to anyone who wants it (my mom).
Shit, I wish I was still in high school the one year I took PE so I could make a bunch of shit up in the locker room with the fellas about how much imaginary ass I'm getting from my imaginary girlfriend. Oh well. You know what they say, you can never go back to the one year in high school when you took PE (but only because you had to) again.
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That's certainly what the pirate in me would do. Hmm.
You know, if you really want to (and I mean you'd have to really really want to) you can go back two journal entries and read the actual prologue to the actual book I've been writing. [I'm going to pause now so you can finish laughing] Anyhoo, I don't plan on doing anything crazy like try to get it published or anything - if I ever finish it I'll just give it out via the internet to anyone who wants it (my mom).
Shit, I wish I was still in high school the one year I took PE so I could make a bunch of shit up in the locker room with the fellas about how much imaginary ass I'm getting from my imaginary girlfriend. Oh well. You know what they say, you can never go back to the one year in high school when you took PE (but only because you had to) again.
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nimhly:
you never answered my question, will you let me bear your illegitimate children?
tiamat:
it is totally not sad. especailly if you are getting imaginary ass. 