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Friday May 30, 2003

May 30, 2003
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Yeah, so I fixed my oven. It's times like these, when I successfully fix something, that I feel like I'm living up to my y chromosone's expectations.

On a related hormonal note I tried to ghetto rig my finances to still afford SG but it just didn't work. I have a 3 month billing cycle that requires me to pony up on the fifth but sad as it sounds I really need that fifteen bucks. But I'll probably be back someday, assuming I don't die or the world doesn't end or this site doesn't really start to suck or anything.

30 oink

EXCITING UPDATE FROM THIRTY WORLD HEADQUARTERS!!!

OK, so I've decided I just can't live without SG. I just can't. After all, if I left who would tease the pretty girls? So I'll just have to figure something out. Anyone want to hire me as their Jedi bodyguard? Or buy one of my kidneys? Two dolla suckee-suckee? Anyone?

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rickroyal:
Hmm, Jedi bodyguard. Tempting. Glad to see you're sticking around, though. Can't imagine the place without you.

I saw bone, muscle, and empty space inside my hand. Kinda freaky.
May 30, 2003
drunkpunk:
Glad to see you're staying, dude biggrin

After all, it only means you need to cut out about ONE beer a week? Think about it.
May 30, 2003

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