thirty

I return to my questions triumphant, like Aragorn Elessar to Minas Tirith...

Zoe asks
Q: My boyfriend got me a girl for my birthday but she cancelled. What should I do?

A: Silly Zoe, girls can't cancel. They are required by law to perform in any hot girl-girl action they've agreed to.

Morgan wonders:
Q: How can I convince a boy to let me do him with a strap-on?

A: Damn it Morgan, for the hundreth time I WILL NOT LET YOU DO ME WITH A STRAP-ON! So stop harassing me...

...
...
OK, you can do me with a strap-on.

Morgan also wonders
Q: If I kill his D&D charactor is that a breakupable offense?

A: Oh man, it's a good thing you've got looks. If I were in this guy's shoes... I just don't know... killing a man's role-playing charactor is pretty harsh.

rickroyal inquires
Q: The Italian Girl and her sister almost look like twins. Is it overly wrong to want to act out my twins fantasy with them, and how can I make said fantasy happen?

A: No, and if I knew how to bag sisters I wouldn't spend so much time on my computer.

rickroyal re-inquires
Q: I've never had a partner (male or female) who wanted me to go down on them as much as I wanted to do so. Does this mean I want to go down too much?

A: Possibly. On a related note, I read somewhere that blowing air directly into a girl's vagina could kill her. I don't know if that is true but I remember it scared the crap out of me. I've never done that, but I might have if I thought the occasion called for it.

I know that doesn't answer your question. I just wanted to share that bit of info with you.

Have a care, don't blow air in there! (Catchy, yes?)

30 the Merovingian