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My life does not contain nearly enough kung fu battles. I've been in like four, tops.

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I know something that you do not. You want to know what I know, yes? Yes, of course you do. But of this thing, I cannot speak. And why not, you ask? I probably should not tell you that either, as it may reveal too much information regarding the original thing of which I cannot speak.

But I will tell you this, my friends -...
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I was in a really really pissy mood, but then I saw that Sparkle added me as her crush and now I'm actually pretty happy. Is that sad? I'm not sure. We're imaginary boyfriend/girlfriend, I'm not sure what that all entails. I just hope I can make it to at least imaginary second base. That's certainly what the pirate in me would do. Hmm.

You...
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You didn't want to read it anyway.

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PROLOGUE

White. A snowstorm in the mountains. Wind carried the snow in spirals, clothing rock, tree and anything that remained still long enough in the only powder known to nature that remained wet even after it ceased to exist.

The mountains here formed a chain, a line of stone sentinels, a wall. They embodied a purpose of which they were unaware, but of which they...
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Sparkle is the best.

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I just finished talking to Sparkle on Yahoo messenger, which is ultra cool because she's my all-time Favorite SG. My current favorites up there always change, because the site won't let me set all three to her.

Whats ultra ultra cool is that Sparkle said she'd be my imaginary girlfriend. Now that kicks ass unlike any ass ever kicked before. And she wants a picture...
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My stomach hurts. I feel sick. I need someone to take care of me.

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Ha ha ha, I get to IM with Sparkle tomorrow!!! HA HA HA!!!!

Jealous?
I think you are.

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I am very very disappointed in you all right now. Eris and Sparkle, my two all-time favorite SG's and two intelligent, funny and BEAUTIFUL women, don't get nearly the love from us members that they should. I know that there are a lot of SG's now, but that's no excuse.

I swear, if one or both of them ever leaves because of this I'm going...
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I just added several new people to my friends list. If you are one of said people and you don't want to be my friend, you'll make me cry. CRY. Is that what you want, to make me cry? Huh? Because I will. Cry, that is. Like a ten year old girl. But if that's what you want, then fine. But think about this -...
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What am I doing right now? I'm enjoying a snack of strawberry bon-bons and Klonopin.

That Chuck Palah-whateverhisnameis just released a new book, I think. I've never read anything of his. I dunno, I'm weary of anything that is popular within my demographic. Which is stupid, really. For all I know he's a fine novelist. Maybe I should give the fella a chance. Anyone care...
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