none of these are mine I stole them all from the web...enjoy
yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it!
Yo mamas so fat...when I took her to dinner, the waitress took her order in shorthand
Yo mama's so fat.... she sweats butter and syrup, and the bitch has a job at Dennys wiping pancakes across her forehead.
Yo motha so stupid:
She asked me, "Hey, what that letter that comes after 'x'?"
I answered," Y"
and she said, "Cuz I just need to know!"
Yo momma's so cold, when I licked her pussy my tounge stuck to it.
And I treat the bitch like a bowling ball, I pick her up, finger her, throw her in the gutter and watch her roll back for more!
Your momma is so cross eyed she has one eye hunting and one eye fishing.
Yo momma's pussy is so dry, her crabs carry canteens.
Momma teeth so yellow...she can spit butter!
Yo momma's such a slut, the other night I had to park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in....
Mamma so fat, she puts stretch marks on her clothes!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes swimming, she leaves ring around the lake.....
Mamma so fat..............she jumped up and got STUCK!!!
yo mamma lips so big.....she whispers into her own ear!
Yo momma so fat...when she suntans on the beach the Greenpeace people try to push her back in the water!!!
Your mommas so dirty, when ever she goes swimming in the ocean, Exxon has to come and clean the spill.
Yo mama so fat....
when she wears heels, she strikes oil.
your papa has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
Yo mommas so ugly, the zoo put a picture of her in the monkey cage, to keep the monkeys from jerkin off..
Yo Mamma's so ugly her Goiter went to the Doctor to have her removed.
Your Mamas so fat after I had sex with her I rolled over 2 times and was still on the bitch!
yo mama so ugly, you have to keep out the sandbox so the cat won't burry her.
Yo Momma so fat, she got little fat people orbiting around her.
Yo momma so dirty I called her on the phone and got an ear infection!
Yo Mama's so poor, T.V. dinner trays are her good china.
Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
yo momma's such a ho, she's got more clap than an auditorium !
yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it!
Yo mamas so fat...when I took her to dinner, the waitress took her order in shorthand
Yo mama's so fat.... she sweats butter and syrup, and the bitch has a job at Dennys wiping pancakes across her forehead.
Yo motha so stupid:
She asked me, "Hey, what that letter that comes after 'x'?"
I answered," Y"
and she said, "Cuz I just need to know!"
Yo momma's so cold, when I licked her pussy my tounge stuck to it.
And I treat the bitch like a bowling ball, I pick her up, finger her, throw her in the gutter and watch her roll back for more!
Your momma is so cross eyed she has one eye hunting and one eye fishing.
Yo momma's pussy is so dry, her crabs carry canteens.
Momma teeth so yellow...she can spit butter!
Yo momma's such a slut, the other night I had to park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in....
Mamma so fat, she puts stretch marks on her clothes!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes swimming, she leaves ring around the lake.....
Mamma so fat..............she jumped up and got STUCK!!!
yo mamma lips so big.....she whispers into her own ear!
Yo momma so fat...when she suntans on the beach the Greenpeace people try to push her back in the water!!!
Your mommas so dirty, when ever she goes swimming in the ocean, Exxon has to come and clean the spill.
Yo mama so fat....
when she wears heels, she strikes oil.
your papa has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
Yo mommas so ugly, the zoo put a picture of her in the monkey cage, to keep the monkeys from jerkin off..
Yo Mamma's so ugly her Goiter went to the Doctor to have her removed.
Your Mamas so fat after I had sex with her I rolled over 2 times and was still on the bitch!
yo mama so ugly, you have to keep out the sandbox so the cat won't burry her.
Yo Momma so fat, she got little fat people orbiting around her.
Yo momma so dirty I called her on the phone and got an ear infection!
Yo Mama's so poor, T.V. dinner trays are her good china.
Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
yo momma's such a ho, she's got more clap than an auditorium !
meow:
Thanks for the comment on my new Purple set! 
