Poker night here at the Ranch... fucking awesome! I had to practically beg my buddy Ian to stick around for Poker as all the chicas backed out at the last moment. I tried to paint the whole "no girls" thing as "guy's night out but he wasn't having it. Fortunately though, he didn't have anything else to do tonight where a girl could be involved so he stuck around and made $18 profit. The guy was running Ace-King and King-Queen straights all night on the Texas 2-cards. Fucking unbeleivable.
We had three new guys, and the new guys ALWAYS take the money (this house is proof-positive of Beginner's Luck) And again, they were scraping up the pots every time Ian wouldn't beat a Full House KK-QQQ with a straight flush or some unbeleivable hand. They were raking it in on the back end of the night and on the last hand I just got dealt a pretty good hand. I went "all in" on about $8 (after buying in for $5 twice)and said "I just want to see if everyone here's a pussy on the last hand or not" or something, and everyone else went all in. Homeboy across the table DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH and said "start counting." Turns out the Motherfucker was holding some good shit...
We worked it all out, counted 'em up, made a side pot for the two of us, took a third guy's money into the main pot who figured "what the hell, its the last hand anyway" and once all was said and done, I flipped my cards.
He: J-J-J-8-8 Full House
Me: Q-Q-Q-8-8 Wins!
Hey, it may not be the ESPN poker games but I don't like losing... and I sure as hell like money. Especially when it's other people's. (How many leftists will admit that?) But all my beer, chips, salsa, chinese food, hell even my lunch today was paid for on tonight's profits and I still have enough left over to do something with tomorrow. (And I got my original ten back on the side...)
woo fuckin' hoo.
How was your night?
We had three new guys, and the new guys ALWAYS take the money (this house is proof-positive of Beginner's Luck) And again, they were scraping up the pots every time Ian wouldn't beat a Full House KK-QQQ with a straight flush or some unbeleivable hand. They were raking it in on the back end of the night and on the last hand I just got dealt a pretty good hand. I went "all in" on about $8 (after buying in for $5 twice)and said "I just want to see if everyone here's a pussy on the last hand or not" or something, and everyone else went all in. Homeboy across the table DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH and said "start counting." Turns out the Motherfucker was holding some good shit...
We worked it all out, counted 'em up, made a side pot for the two of us, took a third guy's money into the main pot who figured "what the hell, its the last hand anyway" and once all was said and done, I flipped my cards.
He: J-J-J-8-8 Full House
Me: Q-Q-Q-8-8 Wins!
Hey, it may not be the ESPN poker games but I don't like losing... and I sure as hell like money. Especially when it's other people's. (How many leftists will admit that?) But all my beer, chips, salsa, chinese food, hell even my lunch today was paid for on tonight's profits and I still have enough left over to do something with tomorrow. (And I got my original ten back on the side...)
woo fuckin' hoo.
How was your night?
hmmmm are kisses binding? I think so! hahahah they are pretty intimate...guess that means I wanna be intimate with everyone..lol.
Uggg i have to update my journal now b/c I have 5 pages of comments to answer now. So keep yer eyes out for it sometime today. Not that I'm very interesting, but hey...oh well.
~MG