Woke up this morning feeling like i got drunk last night, when i didnt! Stood up, the legs gave way and nearly fell over, but i didnt! Then thought, fuck it im gonna have something decent for breakfast. Stuck on 2 sausages, farmers specials they were. Just as the sausages had finished cooking, decided to add an egg! Broke it open into the pan right next to the cooked sausages, and out poured a blackish watery substance which covered my farmers special sausages. It fucking stank 
I nearly threw up out the backdoor and had to cook the whole lot again.... 
I nearly threw up out the backdoor and had to cook the whole lot again....
Re: the e-mail - i would normally take up such a commission but i have only 3 months of uni left and i have the final show the prepare for. After June i will be more than happy to help out!