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Cute bartender at mongolian barbeque
seduced me into buying some crazy tequilla and vodka pink drink.

Buzz didn't hit me until I was filling out a membership form for a health club in front of cute health club recruiter girl. Eeeps. I put down today's date as July something...

I talked a lot of basketball with girlies tonight. Glad I caught a couple of recent...
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freckle:
no no, grilled cheese is good with anything... tomato soup, no tomato soup. yum.
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just got back from matrix...

I've only got the public education going for me but it turned my head inside out.

kick ass tai chi work out today

the guy on the bus was drinking and on his way to work the overnight shift at the whattaburger

What do yu think is in the burgers, alistair?
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mmm almonds....

all of the sudden this morning while I was walking in the rain.... frustration turned into motivation.... lets hope it lasts.... first I will sleep
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grrlhavoc:
well yay smile
bleh:
well let see..3 nights ago i shot someone but never found the body... just massive amounts of blood..night before las was stabbing.. just a knife, nothing fancy.. and last night was strangulation.. with my hands.. tongue
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Me and the bus driver talked about things I can do to meet girls.

He told me to buy a truck, join a gym and move to a more laid back suburb.

Watch out Lewisville. I'm cummin atcha in '05!
suburbanslave:
What????
Oh and suburbs are not a good place to meet women - move to a city other than Dallas!
opahl:
Not *all* serial killers wet the bed. But it *is* common amongst them.
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Neil Labute is a goddamn genius.

Everyone needs to go see this film now.

I heart Rachel Weisz's suburban Chicago accent.
grrlhavoc:
I had a horse that looked like the one behind u when i was 8...then he reared up and fell back on me...I broke my hip, herniated a disk, and had a swollen spleen and couldnt walk for weeks...my back is still bad to this day

but i fucking love horses and went riding a few weeks ago smile

I want one when i get more established in my life...
thickape:
Oh my god. An experience like that would scare me away for life. That's cool that you still ride.

This woman from work's family has several horses but she refuses to ride. She said "you can't control 'em" Seems the best you can do is learn how to 'influence' them.
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After many years of reveling in my self obsession, it is now difficult to cater to the needs and interests of others.

I went to the crawfish bake today. I had fun chatting with the group i knew from work, but I didn't mingle outside of our group and it seemed like there were many other interesting people there... whatever I will have to try harder....
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after work drinking

pretty girls, male bonding, shiner bock

now how am I going to get to the airport?
grrlhavoc:
pretty girl will take you?
thickape:
I wish!

I haven't yet refined my charm skills to the point where I can get pretty girls I've just met to drive me to the airport. I may get there though.

I cabbed it to the airport after a nap made me miss the last bus.

I don't know if I would say the cab driver was not good looking, but I certainly would not call him pretty.
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to boost corporate morale, my company started giving these awards out to the unsung heroes. To make sure they had an uncorporate edge they are called "You Rock" awards. The awards are mugs with a ceramic hand making a thumbs up gesture for the handle and on the side in diagonal all caps sans serif type is plastered:

YOU
ROCK!

with the corporate logo on...
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I woke up in a NyQuil haze. Matt Lauer was talking over the video for some high school hazing incident near Chicago. Girls feeding each other human shit...
Back to work. (FUCKING A!) Guess the shit hit the fan and I missed a co-worker argument yesterday. Damn. I had to send out apology e-mails today to everybody because of the fan hitting shit because the...
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The Iowa trip is over as of today. The part of it that stuck with me the most was a conversation I had with my buddy's girlfriend. She thinks one of my favorite repeating rants (I'll spare you the details, but the upshot is scientists are mean) would make a nice article in an urban alternative weekly. To be honest, the rant is not something...
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