so, i went out with this woman a number of years ago. we will call it five to be safe. she was great. younger, lively, funny, and cute as fuck. for some reason or another, it just never came to fruition. after four dates, she bailed. minor heartbreak, but i got over it.

i would run into her from time to time around town because charlotte is a small town. always cordial. mildly flirtatious. friends on the faceyspace and i know she has been dating a guy for a couple of years now. cool. happy for her.

so last week, i thought i would give tinder a try. why the fuck not? i have tried almost every other dating site. there she was... so i swiped that i was interested. and then i hit her up on facebook and asked her if she was in a relationship, why is she on tinder? she says it is an open relationship... okay...