Stolen from daniofthedead
goofy sex survey
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
his is the DIRTY Survey.....for anyone who likes to get down & dirty...b/c who doesn't like to do that...I sure do...Read on & get nasty....life is too short to be good!
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
of course.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
I haven't YET but I'd be down with it. Outside sex in the hot weather would rule
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
thats the absolute best sex when its goofy
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
yeah....i admit it.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
i'm WIDE awake after sex
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
no regrets here
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
i'm a lucky girl - never had to.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
i do the talking.
9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PHONE SEX?
no. i like the real thing
10. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
yes but i'm in a commited relationship and i keep myself in check with the magic of a pill
11. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
nah thats kinda creepy to me.
12. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
i've had a boyfriend for too long to have one of those encounters
13. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
3's just a third wheel
14. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
we never had it on hand during.
15. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
no Pete works wonders on me so I don't need to.
16. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
negative
17. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
most embarassing & annoying = in the middle of an incredible time and your boyfriend's friends bust into the room. there's nothing you can do but pull up the sheets as far as possible and pretend you were "napping"
18. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
18
19. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
mike ness would do. But mostly Pete. Ha
20. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 19 IS POSSIBLE?
its not only possible... its probable (tonight).
21. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
its st patty's day. hell, i'm hoping and praying to get lucky.
goofy sex survey
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
his is the DIRTY Survey.....for anyone who likes to get down & dirty...b/c who doesn't like to do that...I sure do...Read on & get nasty....life is too short to be good!
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
of course.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
I haven't YET but I'd be down with it. Outside sex in the hot weather would rule
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
thats the absolute best sex when its goofy
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
yeah....i admit it.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
i'm WIDE awake after sex
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
no regrets here
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
i'm a lucky girl - never had to.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
i do the talking.
9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PHONE SEX?
no. i like the real thing
10. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
yes but i'm in a commited relationship and i keep myself in check with the magic of a pill
11. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
nah thats kinda creepy to me.
12. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
i've had a boyfriend for too long to have one of those encounters
13. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
3's just a third wheel
14. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
we never had it on hand during.
15. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
no Pete works wonders on me so I don't need to.
16. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
negative
17. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
most embarassing & annoying = in the middle of an incredible time and your boyfriend's friends bust into the room. there's nothing you can do but pull up the sheets as far as possible and pretend you were "napping"
18. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
18
19. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
mike ness would do. But mostly Pete. Ha
20. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 19 IS POSSIBLE?
its not only possible... its probable (tonight).
21. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
its st patty's day. hell, i'm hoping and praying to get lucky.
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redwildflower:
hee hee that quiz made me giggle. 
daniofthedead:
i hope your number 19 worked out for ya 