What's that? The sound of rampant neglect quietly leaving the room?
I know, I know. I haven't kept up with this thing at all. You should see my real journals....They don't even have naked girls in them. Hmm.....An intriguing idea. Patent pending!
So, I'm here at college. That's great. UT Dallas is the place to be, ladies and gents. If you're not here for the engineering or science majors, ludicrously sponsored by Texas Instruments, then you're probably just here because they gave you a bookoo scholarship, and/or you realized that the apartments own other college dorms. If you're not here for one or more of those reasons, then you're most likely a a tool who hates football. But it's okay. Nobody cares about you anyway, I'm sure.
So yeah, that's what UTD is all about. I missed an event called "Sex by the Pool" tonight, which I'm sure I'll regret in my late 30s, but I did find an opportunity to make $75 for two hours of "work" that doesn't involve selling my body literally or figuratively (I'm not sure if that's a bonus or a drawback).Let's just say that I'm glad that market researchers exist and that I'm a consumer whore.
In other news, I've decided I will be voting in the upcoming Texas election in November. So far, I plan on voting for Kinky Friedman as governor, and I'll be keeping a sharp eye out for other similar politicians running for different offices and positions. Anyone who knows what biodiesel is and understands the dire American need for it deserves to help run the government, in my opinion.
It's hard to believe that my faith in humanity is such that my first act in the civil process will be to cast my vote for a man named "Kinky". I've got to admit, I'm both elated and disturbed.
Go Texas.
I know, I know. I haven't kept up with this thing at all. You should see my real journals....They don't even have naked girls in them. Hmm.....An intriguing idea. Patent pending!
So, I'm here at college. That's great. UT Dallas is the place to be, ladies and gents. If you're not here for the engineering or science majors, ludicrously sponsored by Texas Instruments, then you're probably just here because they gave you a bookoo scholarship, and/or you realized that the apartments own other college dorms. If you're not here for one or more of those reasons, then you're most likely a a tool who hates football. But it's okay. Nobody cares about you anyway, I'm sure.
So yeah, that's what UTD is all about. I missed an event called "Sex by the Pool" tonight, which I'm sure I'll regret in my late 30s, but I did find an opportunity to make $75 for two hours of "work" that doesn't involve selling my body literally or figuratively (I'm not sure if that's a bonus or a drawback).Let's just say that I'm glad that market researchers exist and that I'm a consumer whore.
In other news, I've decided I will be voting in the upcoming Texas election in November. So far, I plan on voting for Kinky Friedman as governor, and I'll be keeping a sharp eye out for other similar politicians running for different offices and positions. Anyone who knows what biodiesel is and understands the dire American need for it deserves to help run the government, in my opinion.
It's hard to believe that my faith in humanity is such that my first act in the civil process will be to cast my vote for a man named "Kinky". I've got to admit, I'm both elated and disturbed.
Go Texas.
im touched that photos of me make you think of Sean Connery