thewhitty

Over the years I have learned not to eat money, you must spend it. Do not eat styrofoam, it is hard to swallow and digest. Grass isn't horrible but still not half as good as candy. Always swallow your gum, you don't want to be the asshole that puts gum where it doesn't belong. Don't drink random drinks, they usually taste bad and are left alone by others for a reason. Don't eat cigars, those are worse than cigarettes and both are meant for smoking. Try not to open glass bottles by breaking them open, after drinking the contents you will know that it is bad to eat glass. "God made dirt and dirt don't hurt" is not true...dirt can hurt, a lot. Also not edible. Avoid eating paper, it leaves a lump in your throat after a while. Never, and I mean never, eat plastic wrap. That's just the wrong thing to do. If food is served on it or in it, do not consume. Play-Doh is ok to eat, it's just a bit salty. Cologne and bug spray, however, are not ok to eat. Numbs the tongue a bit. I still waiver a bit on boogers. Only consume blood if it is your own. Uncooked steak is really not that bad. It's really not that good either. Don't eat the food from the movie "Hook". You will starve to death because supposedly it is not real even though it looked delicious.