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No Contest

Sep 4, 2020
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My apartment complex is holding a "Cutest Balcony" contest for the best-decorated balconies. As a ground-level apartment dweller, I am ineligible to participate. I think that is kinda "Floorist", but then again a Florist might end up winning the contest as well. It's rigged!

robertbluesman:
Yes, unfair!
Sep 4, 2020

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