thevagrant

i hate waking up.

and i havent eaten for more than 12 hours ugh.



i need to find a new job. im really rather broke. emo guy from levi's store came by yesterday to me and was bitching about his job. about how it was time to 'move on'. i told him later in the conversation that i too was looking for something new. he...
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just got back from richmond. walked in the door to a puddle of dog piss and about 4 lbs of mail, not including the large package sitting outside the front door.

after mopping up pee and cleaning the floor, i fed the bird and got into the deliveries. sorted by name. opened my package, and realized that the .45 peacemaker dummy i ordered is actually...
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party tonight in richmond. wicked debauchery, i am led to believe. i was invited to be, and i quote, 'a nasty hedonist' tonight.

sounds okay.

so the plan is to finish this little scribble right here. go take a shower. walk around my room confusedly for about half an hour while i get ready. leave for the rva.

cowboy costume update:

-ammo and holster belts...
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supposed to be at work 10 minutes ago. i called though. told him i would be late. its kind of funny, when i think about it, that i sell jewelry for a taiwanese man. how do i get myself into these mildy amusing jobs?


i got told i have a nice ass.



so i guess that i should go sell jewelry. maybe i will add...
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mmm. . . check it: dragosta din tei by o-zone.

shaolin soccer was the absolute shit. not at all what i expected. yall should go see it. ridiculous.


a new name has been added for me (last one)--

mandarin:
wen borong

arab:
bahren al-haqtada al-babir

cantonese:
bu randen

i got the joke immediately, though. same as britney spears. ha ha ha. anyone care to give...
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i hereby encourage everyone this november to give the great big 'fuck off' to both the democratic and republican candidates. there are reasons aplenty for each, and i encourage you too instead cast your vote for libertarian michael badnarik. i know some of you will say, 'why would i waste a vote on someone who could not win?' and to you who live in swing...
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