I have a date type thingie on thursday after my godawful job. Here's the thing.....I haven't been on a date type thingie in about Oh I don't know 2 years. Yes its possible I've forgotten how to go out. I mean I know how to be a gentlemen and all that, but small talk, with someone, 
yea. All the while I know my sick, perverted little mind is going to be thinking of ways of getting her back to my apartment becasuse well ITS BEEN 2 YEARS SINCE I GOT LAID FOR FUCKS SAKE. OK breathe. So all that talk that everybody always says about playing it cool....yea I need help in that dept. The last time I went on a first date I got laid....acutally I almost always get laid on the first date..but this gurls a MP(thats millitary police) and thats when I dated allot. I think I lost my mojo. So any adivce or tips or good ice breakers like jokes or anything like that would be greatly appreciated.
Other than. "you look _______" she already knows she looks good I really don't think I need to tell her this. Plus its her Birthday the next day...should I buy her a card, and maybe one flower?
So do a good deed today and donate your ideas to the Tony Mucci fights singleness fund.
-Tony Mucci "taking his privates out of there retirement home"
yea. All the while I know my sick, perverted little mind is going to be thinking of ways of getting her back to my apartment becasuse well ITS BEEN 2 YEARS SINCE I GOT LAID FOR FUCKS SAKE. OK breathe. So all that talk that everybody always says about playing it cool....yea I need help in that dept. The last time I went on a first date I got laid....acutally I almost always get laid on the first date..but this gurls a MP(thats millitary police) and thats when I dated allot. I think I lost my mojo. So any adivce or tips or good ice breakers like jokes or anything like that would be greatly appreciated.
Other than. "you look _______" she already knows she looks good I really don't think I need to tell her this. Plus its her Birthday the next day...should I buy her a card, and maybe one flower?
So do a good deed today and donate your ideas to the Tony Mucci fights singleness fund.
-Tony Mucci "taking his privates out of there retirement home"
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You'll do fine, I'm sure of it! and I'll be wishing you look in the getting laid department!
girls just want to have fun! (well, at least the ones i know)
good luck.
oh yeah, and if she has great shoes, make sure you tell her....lol.